join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6256 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Void Gems Collected: 17 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY