join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 291
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY