CraftyPleasersMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.2

1.20.2, Announce, Articulate, assert, assertive, call out, command, declare, Demand, Echoes, emphatic, Ethereal, express, forceful, insistent, proclaim, protest, say his name, Say it, Shout, speak out, vocalize

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world!

We have crazy mobs that will make you question your sanity and make you scream like a little girl!

Explore our twisted biomes filled with bizarre creatures and mind-bending landscapes that will leave you scratching your head in confusion!

Build your own insane creations and show them off to other players who will either be in awe or run away in terror!

And don’t forget to participate in our wacky events and challenges that will push your Minecraft skills to the limit!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme!

Granny’s No Trade Zone

cleaning supplies, clothes, DEBT, Drama, Dying, family struggles, financial debt, Gifts, grandmother, Grannys, Jealousy, kitchen utensils, MONEY, palliative care, Petty, SELLING, social assistance, stealing, tacky, Trade, trinkets, Will, Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Ores Mined:	3960	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaotic world of dysfunctional families and financial struggles.

Embark on a quest to protect your dying grandmother from sneaky uncles who sell her gifts for profit at an art market. Will you be the hero who stands up against the sleazy thieves, or will you join forces with them to snatch up her belongings before she’s even cold?

With no money left in the will and debts piling up, it’s a race against time to secure your inheritance (or lack thereof). Will you be the one to claim the coveted TV and furniture, or will you be left empty-handed like the rest of the family?

Join now and experience the thrill of power of attorney, where you can control the fate of your loved ones and make sure no trinket goes unclaimed. Don’t miss out on the drama, the pettiness, and the moral high ground – it’s all waiting for you on our server!

Never2OldCraft

age is just a number, age-defying, ageless, ageless wonder, always young, childlike wonder, eternal child, eternal youth, forever playful, Forever Young, never aging, never grow up, never too old, never too old for fun, Never2OldCraft, playful, staying young, Timeless, young at heart, youthful energy, youthful spirit

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	161	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Buildings Constructed:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

What are you never too old for? Building epic blocky masterpieces, duh! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner child as you create towering castles, underground lairs, and maybe even a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamond reserves. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yes, you read that right. Ride at your own risk and try not to explode into a million tiny blocks of regret.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of creativity, mystery, and explosive fun!

SchnitzelCraft Minecraft Server

Asylum, contentious, debate, european union, German, germany, Government, immigration law, integration, lawmakers, legislation, migrants, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, opposition, policy, Politics, Refugees, REJECT, SchnitzelCraft, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	157
Star Shards Collected:	140	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, man. u wanna join dis server cuz we got german lawmakers who reject immigration laws and stuff. it’s like a whole drama show, but in minecraft. u can build ur own drama too, like maybe u wanna build a wall to keep out all the creepers or something. join dis server for the crazy stories and the drama, man. it’s gonna be lit.

KyrgyzCraft: No Niqab, Just Blocks!

alienate, Ban, blocks, Central Asia, controversy, Critics, cultural norms, gender equality, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, minority rights, Muslim women, Niqab, religious expression, religious freedom, secularism, social integration, traditional dress, Women

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can wear a niqab and not get banned? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! kyrgyzstan may have banned the niqab, but not here, we embrace all types of fashion choices, even if it’s just a blocky pixelated version. join us and show off your stylish niqab while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server that’s so inclusive, even the mobs feel accepted? come join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is for everyone, niqab or not!

Free World Ruler Pro

absolute ruler, AUTHORITY, control, Democracy, free, free world, global power, Government, influence, leadership, Politics, power, president, PRO, Ruler, Ruling, ruling authority, ruling class, ruling elite, ruling party, ruling system, world, world domination, world leader

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	4863	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

u think u can’t be da boss of da whole world? well think again, cuz on dis server u can be da absolute ruler of da free world! u can build ur own empire, make ur own rules, and crush anyone who tries to stand in ur way.

join dis server if u want to unleash ur inner dictator and show everyone who’s boss. u can build giant statues of urself, create ur own currency, and even have ur own army of loyal minions.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start ur journey to world domination! just remember, absolute power can be a bit lonely, but hey, at least u’ll have all da diamonds u could ever want.

Suzetrigine Pain-Free Zone

addiction risks, Chronic pain, drug development, FDA Approval, mechanism of action, non-opioid painkiller, opioid alternative, opioid-level pain relief, overdose risks, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief medication, pain research, pain suppression, pain treatment., PainFree, Pharmacology, sedation risks, Suzetrigine, us fda, Zone

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	745972
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have suzetrigine as our secret weapon against pain! forget about boring old painkillers, we got the FDA-approved non-opioid magic pill that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while playing minecraft. no more addiction, sedation, or overdose worries here, just pure pain relief and gaming fun! hop on and experience the power of suzetrigine for yourself, you won’t believe how amazing it is until you try it. who needs diamonds when you have this game-changing painkiller on your side? join now and let the magic begin!

UltraSMP

bedrock, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Gamemodes, greensetIcon, host, ip address, java, launcher, mojang, multiplayer, PORT, Session Servers, smp, Survival, UltraSMP, United Kingdom, Updates, Vanilla, version compatibility, Website

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7001
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

About
A big welcome to UltraSMP the friendliest SMP in the world! Join today on java and bedrock and begin your adventure!

Server IP
ultrasmp.serv.lol

How to Play
Open Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”

Minecraft Version
1.21.4

Server Location
United Kingdom

Gamemodes
Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla

FAQ

What is the server IP for UltraSMP?

The IP address for UltraSMP is ultrasmp.serv.lol. You can use this IP Address to start playing on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server now.

How do I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft server?

Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”. For bedrock players, use the same IP but with the port 25587.

What Minecraft game version does UltraSMP server support?

UltraSMP supports Minecraft game version 1.21.4.

Where is the UltraSMP Minecraft Server being hosted?

The UltraSMP server is currently hosted in the United Kingdom.

What gamemodes can I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server?

You can play Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server.

Mystic Isles of UK Girls 1.20

British females, British girls, British girls in Newcastle, British women, British women in Newcastle, Girls, Isles, location, mystic, newcastle, Newcastle females, Newcastle girls, Newcastle upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne girls, Newcastle women, uk, UK females, UK females in Newcastle, UK girls in Newcastle, UK women, United Kingdom

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with blocks and stuff.

We got so many crazy builds, it’s like walking through a psychedelic dream.

And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of unicorns on roller skates, just pure magic.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right.

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride through the pixelated unknown.

Momma’s Hospice Minecraft Server

Cancer, chemotherapy, coping with loss, Emotional support, end of life care, end of life planning, end-of-life decisions, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, grief and loss, hospice, letting go, Minecraft, mommas, quality of life, respecting choices, respecting wishes, Server, supporting mom’s decision, terminal cancer, terminal illness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	934189
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. That’s just a taste of what you’ll experience on our server. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so epic that even your grandma would want to join. In fact, we have a special hospice-themed area where players can peacefully say goodbye to their pixelated loved ones. It’s a touching and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your long-lost dad waiting for you in the virtual world. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

BoyfriendPrettyAITA

apologies, BoyfriendPrettyAITA, Communication, cultural norms, emasculation, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Language, language barriers, Masculinity, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social expectations, societal expectations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where words like “pretty” and “handsome” have no boundaries! Join us for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and mixed-up words just like in this hilarious story.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Embrace the chaos and join us as we navigate through wacky situations like accidentally calling your boyfriend “pretty” instead of “handsome”.

Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, respect is key – even if you accidentally call someone “pretty” when you meant to say “handsome”. It’s all in good fun!

PleaserPurgeCraft

Assertiveness, Authenticity, Boundaries, Confidence, courage, empowerment, Honesty, Individuality, people pleasing, PleaserPurgeCraft, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-validation, standing up for yourself

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	1077
Villages Defended:	10	Void Gems Collected:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of being a people pleaser in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as rude and obnoxious as you want without any consequences! Piss off everyone at once by saying the most outrageous things in our chat and watch the chaos unfold. Join now for a truly liberating and hilarious experience!

BlockyBreach Minecraft Server

American company, BlockyBreach, Business, CNC machine, compliance, export controls, Exports, Fine, first ever, International, Legal, Manufacturing, Minecraft, Penalizes, regulations, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, Trade, UNITED24 Media, US, VIOLATION

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	24018	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Emeralds Found:	1468	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.

CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global trade, import/export, international relations, NAFTA, North America, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff negotiations, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs, TrumpTariffs, U.S. reliance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

Fan-tastic Builds Server

airflow, building, Builds, ceiling fan, Cooling, eco-friendly, electricity savings, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient cooling, fantastic, green living, home improvement, House, household appliances, indoor climate control, reducing energy consumption, reducing environmental impact, reducing strain on infrastructure, Server, structural strain, sustainable living, ventilation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6410	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Towns Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).

imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.

Players:	106/700	Votes:	2894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1