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Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3636
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HezDroneBlasters

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so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ignite Survival

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{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pristine Network

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Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	275	Dragon Eggs Found:	9432
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Potions Brewed:	147

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mines Excavated:	4119	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Savage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Farms Harvested:	121
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4