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MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

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Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DumbGeniusMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Farms Harvested:	941	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	2024	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crops Grown:	7342
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Gotrix Network

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Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	160
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoPower Minecraft Server

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AutisticSisRageCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3402
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Enchantments Applied:	193	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.