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DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Farms Harvested:	907
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	282	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Farms Harvested:	539	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Runes Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Enchantments Applied:	70
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Towns Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30