CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime thoughts, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, midnight worries, Nightmares, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep problems, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worry

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

binge watching, candy, CHIPS, Chocolate, comfort food, favorite snacks, guilty pleasures, ice cream, Movie, movie night, movie snacks, movie time, Munchies, nachos, Popcorn, popcorn lovers, pretzels, savory snacks, snack attack, SnackCraft, SNACKS, Soda, sweet treats

Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	1185
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Towns Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SpeedyData Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, car brands, car manufacturers, collecting data, consumer information, Data Analytics, data collection, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data sharing, data sharing practices, data tracking, data usage, driver data, information sharing, Minecraft, privacy concerns, Server, sharing data, SpeedyData, Technology, third parties

join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NukeBlockerCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gift to humanity, global peace, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeBlockerCraft, peacekeeping efforts, Pierre Poilievre, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, world affairs

join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Craft, Fallout Edition, Felynne deRouge, Generation EONIA, Generation Ephemira, Generation Hanamizuki, Generation novamore, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Pixelink, prima, Production Kawaii, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Server, Shee Icho, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, Vereverie, Yuno Hanaki

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

Behavior, Campaign, controversy, Democrat, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, finished, interview, kamala harris, Kamalas, late night show, media scrutiny, Minecraft, News, Politics, public figure, scandal, smp, social media, Stephen Colbert, trending, Video, viral

Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

acceptance, biggest regret, embracing the present, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness, smp, wishing for change, yolo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ChunkyCraft

Binge Eating, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, dieting, emotional eating, fast food, food addiction, Healthy Eating, lack of exercise, late night snacking, physical activity, portion control, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-control, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy eating, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bots, classic, DESERTED, empty servers, Forgotten, Game, Gaming Community, gaming history, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, obsolete, old multiplayer game, online gaming, Outdated, Play, playerless, retro gaming, Server, vintage, vintage gaming, virtual world

Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom Games, Farewell O Zemuria, funny, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Music, NIS America, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, smp, TGS demo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Animals Bred:	55	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NoResortNoGirlfriend

adventurous trip, AirBnBs, Boring, butler, communication problems, compromise, cultural experiences, financial independence, high price, lack of cultural interest, luxury island resort, luxury travel, NoResortNoGirlfriend, North Island, nouveau riche, personal boundaries, relationship issues, seychelles, sugarbaby, vacation preferences, Vietnam

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Towns Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6128	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

actual account, author’s note, complexities, controversial man, Enigmatic, everyday reality, experiences, image, Melania Trump, memoir, Minecraft, misrepresentation, private person, public persona, public scrutiny, record straight, reflective, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Sleek, TEASERS, VALUES

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4700
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

computer programming, computer software, linux, Linux compatibility, Linux users, Minecraft, operating system compatibility, Operating systems, smp, software, software applications, software compatibility, Software Developers, Software Development, software engineering, software integration, software migration, software support, Technology, technology industry, windows, Windows migration, Windows software, Windows users, Windows vs Linux, Works

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9