CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Gay Sirs in Iceland Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more gay sirs than you can shake a pickaxe at! Why Iceland, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the Northern Lights have a magical effect on players, turning them into fabulous knights of the rainbow realm. Join us for epic battles, extravagant builds, and the most flamboyant parties this side of the Nether. Who needs diamonds when you can have glitter? So grab your sparkliest armor and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted diamond pickaxe hidden deep in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby chickens!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where exes fight over wedding dresses.

Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BuzzedBoysMILMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InsomniaCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

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Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchantments Applied:	155
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SpeedyData Minecraft Server

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join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NukeBlockerCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gift to humanity, global peace, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeBlockerCraft, peacekeeping efforts, Pierre Poilievre, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, world affairs

join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Ores Mined:	3153
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

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Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ChunkyCraft

Binge Eating, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, dieting, emotional eating, fast food, food addiction, Healthy Eating, lack of exercise, late night snacking, physical activity, portion control, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-control, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy eating, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NoResortNoGirlfriend

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Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Potions Brewed:	82
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16