CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

Awareness, Community, concern, droga, drug addiction, education, History, intervention, intervention program, Mass delusions, mental health, Minecraft, noble democracy, oriental feudal tyranny, Poland, Poles, Polish, Polish posters, POSTERS, Propaganda, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Support, Worried

Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	7275
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CuriousCraftMC

Apology, Cards Against Humanity, Conversations, Curious, CuriousCraftMC, debate, Democrat, Ethics, friendship, Frustration, GOOGLE, inquisitive, instagram, internet, legal scholars, Legality, motivation, Plan, Trust, US Election, Voting

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2236

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

Cash, CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP, cashless society, consumerism, contactless payment, convenience, Currency, digital payment, Economy, finance, financial behavior, habits, mobile payment, MONEY, online shopping, payment, personal choice, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Transactions

Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	278
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyDroneBuilders

African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

Ancient, Astronomy, belt, constellation, culture, Galaxy, Greek, Hanging, hung, Hunter, knife, legend, Myth, Mythology, Orion, Orions, penis, phallic symbol, SKY, starry night, Stars, the hunter, Western

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Potions Brewed:	139
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

Challenges, Chestshops, covid, ISLAND, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Other, Player Economy, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, UI, Vanilla

Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

#announcement, activities, Beginning, Continued support, Dead, Decisions, dreams, Fans, Fuga Ruki, Graduation, group, independent, Minecraft, Momotsuki Hagu, New UniVIRTUAL, shake up, Shinba Shiranuino, smp, Support, Uní, UniVIRTUAL, virtual, Vtuber, Vtuber Production, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

advice needed, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, Cultural differences, dad, dad argument, English as second language., family conflict, future plans, girlfriend conflict, language barrier, Living at home, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving out, relationship problems, saving money, Server, Visiting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

#generous, Accommodating, bbq, candy, CHIPS, Costco, Debbie, disability, DisabilityCraft, Free stuff, Grateful, Halloween, Items, neighbor, neighbor kid, Options, potato chips, Rude, Special, special treatment, special treats, Treats, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	8513
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	568	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

Adaptability, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., instant learning, Instantly, learn, lifelong learning, motivation, personal development, problem solving, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, self-discipline, skill acquisition., Skillz4Dayz, success mindset, Time management

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyPoliceMC Server

arrest, arrested, BlockyPoliceMC, crime, criminal activity, defense industry, Gothenburg, Gun Violence, international news, investigation, Israeli defense contractor, law and order, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Police, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, shooting incident, SUSPECT, Sweden, violence

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1011	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AmmoDepotSmashCraft

airstrikes, AmmoDepotSmashCraft, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, deep strike, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, military airfield, military operation, military tactics, RETALIATION, russia, Russian ammunition depots, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.