CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

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Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

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Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, Country, Crafty, Creators, culture, Entertainment, famous faces, famous names, famous people, famous personalities, Historical figures, influencers, Minecraft, Musicians, national pride, notable personalities, politicians, public figures, renowned individuals, Server, well-known faces

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2661	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	861	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crops Grown:	7296

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Farms Harvested:	306	New Chunks Explored:	889678

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

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lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7852	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, adorable, Animals, Aquatic, bird lovers, Creature, cute, ducks, feathers, love, Minecraft, Nature, Outdoor, Peaceful, pond, quack, Serene, Server, Waddle, waterfowl, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

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Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CuriousCraftMC

Apology, Cards Against Humanity, Conversations, Curious, CuriousCraftMC, debate, Democrat, Ethics, friendship, Frustration, GOOGLE, inquisitive, instagram, internet, legal scholars, Legality, motivation, Plan, Trust, US Election, Voting

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

Cash, CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP, cashless society, consumerism, contactless payment, convenience, Currency, digital payment, Economy, finance, financial behavior, habits, mobile payment, MONEY, online shopping, payment, personal choice, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Transactions

Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Animals Bred:	160
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyDroneBuilders

African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	New Chunks Explored:	747226
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.