CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Conclusion, Eiichiro Oda, emotional, ending, Epic, Fans, Finale, Grand Line, long-running series, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pieces, pirate king, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, theories

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyLifeGoals

achievement, aspirations, balance, Contentment, CraftyLifeGoals, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, ideal life, inspiration, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, self love, self-care, success, Visualization

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	430877
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

Adventures, AntiBac, antibiotics, antimicrobial, Bacteria, barnacle, barnacle-inspired, bioengineering, Biofilm, Breaker, design, discovery, human tissue, industrial pipes, infection control, innovation, materials science, medical technology, moorings, new way, Polymer Chemistry, researchers, scientific research, synthetic polymer

so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

Chill, Discord, Dynmap, full, Fun, germany, Gotta, Hosted, Inchworm, Info, Ip:, Join, Launch, list, Official, Paper, Plugins, Requirements, Server, Slimefun, smp, Start, Time, Title, Towny, Week, Weirdly

Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, Country, Crafty, Creators, culture, Entertainment, famous faces, famous names, famous people, famous personalities, Historical figures, influencers, Minecraft, Musicians, national pride, notable personalities, politicians, public figures, renowned individuals, Server, well-known faces

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

audience engagement, Content Creator, creative content, digital content, Donations, Entertainment, financial support, influencer, interactive content, live broadcast, live performance, Live streaming, madness, Minecraft, MONEY, Online Community, online platform, smp, social media, Support, tiktok, virtual gifts, virtual tips

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7600
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Towns Built:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

Censorship, Conflict, CraftyViksRussianJailbreak, death, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Justice, kyiv, Media, political prisoners, press freedom, protest, russia, Russian custody, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian journalist, Viktoria Roshchyna

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Emeralds Found:	4696	Players Killed by Monsters:	7592
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

Covid-19, data analysis, democrats, Dems, disparities, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, Independents, Inds, npj Vaccines, pandemic, partisanship, political divide, public health, Reps, republicans, research, socioeconomic factors, study, University of Michigan, vaccination, vaccination rates, VaxCraft

lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6284	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

armor, bedrock, boss fights, Builders, Community, Discord, Enchants, Factions, Ip:, java, LifeSteal, Map, Mature, meets, MONEY, Network, Other, Plot, Quest, RPG, sadly, Shops, Sight, SKY, Terrain, torrent, Version, weapons, Website, Wiki

Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.