CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

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Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Love Letters Sent:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
New Chunks Explored:	367514	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

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Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	830	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyPoliceMC Server

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AmmoDepotSmashCraft

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join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

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Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

Active players, age requirement, building, clutter, Community, Cozy, Create, Discord, Enjoyable, free world, KapiCraft, limited spots, Llamas, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Plugins, Private, responsive, Server, Small, VIPS

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	Over 18 years old Active player Love building
What we offer	Free world without plugins Server with 70 mods (70% building mods) Mods like Create and MineColonies Pleasant time spent together Responsive server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you please
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players
Is there any way to communicate with other players?	Yes, we have a Discord server for communication

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate activists, climate change, climate crisis, corporate greed, energy industry, energy regulation, environmental activism, environmental destruction, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., Minecraft, nationalize, Nationalize the Oil, Natural resources, Oil, oil production, political controversy, renewable energy, Server, social justice

Are you tired of those pesky climate activists trying to save the environment? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner eco-villain as you destroy trees, pollute the rivers, and pave over every inch of green space. Show those activists who’s boss by joining our server and proving that global warming is just a myth created by tree-hugging hippies. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of evil robots who are hell-bent on destroying the planet for their own nefarious purposes. So come on, join us and help us rid the world of those pesky do-gooders once and for all!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4607	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics

Antics, blended families, children, Communication, Confusing, confusion, Deception, family dynamics, Family secrets, Fatherhood, hidden truths, Identity, Implications, Interpretation, JRS, Meaning, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting, relationships, smp, speculation, step-parenting

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wackiness and shenanigans you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.

So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of complicated family relationships and drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is so drama-free, even your dad’s 3rd wife’s affair partner’s cousin’s dog won’t cause any issues.

We understand the struggle of trying to maintain a relationship with a distant parent, which is why we offer a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without any family drama. Plus, our server is so addictive, your dad will have to schedule visits around your Minecraft playtime!

So come join us and let go of all the real-life drama. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now and build your way to happiness, one block at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!