CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

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Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4273	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

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Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	862170	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, Country, Crafty, Creators, culture, Entertainment, famous faces, famous names, famous people, famous personalities, Historical figures, influencers, Minecraft, Musicians, national pride, notable personalities, politicians, public figures, renowned individuals, Server, well-known faces

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

audience engagement, Content Creator, creative content, digital content, Donations, Entertainment, financial support, influencer, interactive content, live broadcast, live performance, Live streaming, madness, Minecraft, MONEY, Online Community, online platform, smp, social media, Support, tiktok, virtual gifts, virtual tips

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3834	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crops Grown:	2083	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

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lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4140	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, adorable, Animals, Aquatic, bird lovers, Creature, cute, ducks, feathers, love, Minecraft, Nature, Outdoor, Peaceful, pond, quack, Serene, Server, Waddle, waterfowl, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

Awareness, Community, concern, droga, drug addiction, education, History, intervention, intervention program, Mass delusions, mental health, Minecraft, noble democracy, oriental feudal tyranny, Poland, Poles, Polish, Polish posters, POSTERS, Propaganda, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Support, Worried

Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crops Grown:	3426	Dragon Eggs Found:	5751
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CuriousCraftMC

Apology, Cards Against Humanity, Conversations, Curious, CuriousCraftMC, debate, Democrat, Ethics, friendship, Frustration, GOOGLE, inquisitive, instagram, internet, legal scholars, Legality, motivation, Plan, Trust, US Election, Voting

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Farms Harvested:	176	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Towns Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	678	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Emeralds Found:	1046

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyDroneBuilders

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come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.