CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ores Mined:	1871
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Lost Family Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Assistance, Community, emergency situation, family, Find Me, Gaming Community, help needed, Lost, missing kids, missing wife, multiplayer, online friends, online gaming, Quest, search, Support, team fortress 2, teamwork, Urgent, video games, virtual world, voice chat

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8371
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24

Yo, bro, forget about those boring family responsibilities and come join our Minecraft server! We don’t care about wives and kids, we just care about blocks and building cool stuff! Plus, we have a Team Fortress 2 voice chat for some epic gaming moments. So ditch the real world and come hang out with us in our virtual blocky paradise!

ExGFRescue Minecraft Server

abortion, AITAH, anger, Breakup, car condition., Concert, dating app, downtown, ex girlfriend, ExGFRescue, grocery money, Help, Jealousy, Minecraft, Pregnant, rent money, romance, sensory overload, Server, stress, Support, Toronto, Widow

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the ups and downs of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in a virtual relationship with your ex, complete with surprise pregnancies and angry texts! Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep the peace, or will you find yourself blocked from love like a creeper in the night?

But that’s not all – our server also offers thrilling adventures like dodging angry moms and making last-minute e-transfers for rent and groceries. And don’t forget the heart-pounding excitement of driving through downtown Toronto to pick up your ex after a concert – will you make it in time, or will you be left stranded in a sea of blocky traffic?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little romance. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

Puppy-Free Zone MC

boss pet, emotional reaction, employee rights, HR concerns, office boundaries, office environment, office etiquette, office pet, pet care, pet gas, pet odor, pet responsibility, pet training, professional boundaries, PuppyFree, service dog, therapy dog, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics, Zone

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Star Shards Collected:	86
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	4142
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Farms Harvested:	753

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stinky responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.

Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?

So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!

SingleSMP: SwipingLeftInMinecraft

DATING, dating apps, emotional well being, empowerment, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, love, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, SingleSMP, social norms, societal pressure, SwipingLeftInMinecraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a bunch of us were building a giant chicken statue and then a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, it was so epic! And then we all had to band together to rebuild it, but then someone accidentally turned it into a giant duck instead, LOL.

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where we all wear diamond armor and do the floss dance. And don’t even get me started on the petting zoo we have with creepers and skeletons, they’re surprisingly cuddly once you get to know them.

Plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. I heard someone wished for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re basically invincible in PvP battles.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you gotta come check us out. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you have a server full of derpy players like us? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Game Over, Welcome to Minecraft

Adventure, Alternate Reality, challenge, digital life, escapism, fantasy world, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, immersive experience, last played, Minecraft, Online Multiplayer, open world, permanent living, role playing, Screwed, simulation, Survival, video game, virtual environment, virtual reality

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3621	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	9000	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Imagine a world where you can build your own castle, ride pigs like they’re your trusty steeds, and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even dive into the Nether and challenge the fearsome Wither boss to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because here, you can truly live out your gaming fantasies and never have to worry about being stuck in a boring old reality. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived being permanently trapped in a world made entirely of blocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Baby Mind Rethink

Awareness, babies, baby, brain development, cognition, cognitive development., Consciousness, consciousness studies, Development, early childhood, INFANTS, introspection, learning, Mind, Minds.., neuroscience, Perception, philosophy, Psychology, research, rethink, SELF AWARENESS, studying

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ores Mined:	6249	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	1758	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so, like, you know how babies are, like, tiny humans but, like, not really humans yet? well, this server is, like, all about exploring the minds of babies but, like, in minecraft! we have, like, crazy experiments and stuff to, like, see how babies think and, like, it’s making us, like, question everything we know about consciousness, man. join this server if you want to, like, blow your mind and, like, rethink everything you thought you knew about babies and stuff. it’s, like, a trip, man. come join the fun!

Nomisma

Abilities, auction house, chat games, Discord, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Party, pay to win, Prizes, semi anarchy, Shop, Skills, Survival, US East, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	191

Server Name	mcMMO Semi Anarchy Survival
Server Type	Semi Anarchy Survival
Server Features	Normal mode default 70 mobs per player Never resetting world Large biomes 500k limit for now Shop & Sell gui’s Player to Player Auction House Chat Games for prizes Skills & Abilities Party/group features with features such as ptp, xp share and party chat No Spawn No land claims No pay to win /home up to 3 Discord, linked with server chat & auctions
Rules	No Cheating or Hack Mods
Clients	Optifine, Vanilla
Join Today	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4
Server Location	US EAST

FAQ

Q: Can I use cheats or hack mods on the server?

A: No, cheating or hack mods are not allowed on the server.

Q: What are the allowed clients for the server?

A: The allowed clients are Optifine and Vanilla.

Q: How many mobs per player in normal mode?

A: The default is 70 mobs per player in normal mode.

Q: Is there a limit for large biomes on the server?

A: Yes, the limit for large biomes is 500k for now.

Q: Are there any land claims on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims on the server.

Q: How many homes can players set?

A: Players can set up to 3 homes.

Starlight Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, EN General, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Holostars General, Holostars Stray Cats Edition, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Starlight, Stray Cats Edition, Unarchived Karaokes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like a bunch of stray cats running around, but instead of meowing, they’re dropping sick beats and spitting fire bars! Join us for a wild ride through the world of music and madness.

We’ve got Regis Altare dropping sick beats, Axel Syrios bringing the hype, and Gavis Bettel making you question reality. And that’s just the beginning! Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, and Josuiji Shinri are here to blow your mind with their musical talents.

But wait, there’s more! Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze are ready to take you on a journey through the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this chaotic and hilarious server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your ears serenaded by the craziest cats in town. Let’s get this party started! 🐱🔥🎶

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, child, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, debate, driving range, Etiquette, Frustration, golf course, KidzCraft, Minecraft, opinion, parenting, patience, player, readiness, Respect, Server, skill level, Sportsmanship, Time management

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where patience is key and respect is a must! Unlike that golf course, we promise not to hold you up with inexperienced players.

Join us for a round of virtual golf where you can play at your own pace without any angry moms yelling at you. Our driving ranges are always open for practice, so you can perfect your skills before hitting the course.

Don’t let anyone discourage you from playing, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. And if you ever need to vent about a frustrating experience, our community is here to support you.

So come on over to our server and let’s tee off together! Just remember, no slow players allowed – unless they’re working on their swing at the driving range.

FriendBillGriefCraft

AITAH, assume, awkwardness, Cold attitude, cover bill, covering, Defensive, dinner bill, evenly, expensive, Financial, Friend, FriendBillGriefCraft, Investments, Meals, Paying, refusing, splitting bill, Tension

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial equality even in the virtual world! Join us and never worry about someone assuming you’ll cover their diamond armor bill just because you have a few extra emeralds in your chest.

We have a strict policy against players ordering multiple enchanted golden apples, diamond swords, and elytra wings and then expecting someone else to foot the bill. Just like in real life, you order it, you pay for it!

Don’t be like Jake, who thought he could get away with ordering the most expensive items in the game and then casually asking someone else to cover the cost. Join our server and never deal with that kind of entitlement again!

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. And remember, in our world, everyone pays their own way, no matter how many diamonds they have in their inventory!

ExesAndOhs Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ExesAndOhs, healing, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, love gone wrong, Manipulation, Minecraft, moving on, Psycho, relationship, restraining order, Revenge, smp, Stalker, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! So, like, I was playing on this server and I had this crazy ex who kept griefing my builds, like who does that?! But then I joined this new server and they have like, anti-griefing protection and stuff, so my ex can’t touch my stuff anymore, ha! And get this, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic PvP battles and the winner gets a diamond horse armor, like what even is that?! So yeah, if you want to join a server where you can escape your crazy ex and win epic prizes, you gotta join this SMP, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyLoveSurprise

appreciation, CraftyLoveSurprise, emotional, Grateful, Happy, heartwarming gesture, Kindness, love, loving gesture, partner, relationship, relationship goals, Romantic, Significant Other, special moment, Surprise, sweet surprise, thoughtful action, thoughtful gesture, unexpected, unexpected gift

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of your significant other surprising you with boring gifts like flowers or chocolates? Well, on our Minecraft server, your significant other can surprise you with a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Who needs real-life surprises when you can have virtual extravagance?

Join our server and experience the ultimate surprise of your significant other building a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps just for you. Forget about date nights, on our server, you can go on epic adventures together, slaying dragons and conquering dungeons side by side.

So why settle for mundane surprises when you can join our server and be amazed by the insane creativity and dedication of your significant other? Who knows, maybe they’ll even build you a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, peace agreements, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, security guarantees, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia War, united states involvement, Vance, war-torn region, Warcrafty, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Potions Brewed:	131

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Vance, we need some security guarantees up in here”? well, that’s basically what this server is all about. we’re like the peacekeepers of Minecraft, trying to end the epic war between Ukraine and Russia. join us and be a part of history, man. plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s lit, fam. come join us and be a hero in the making. #peaceout #minecraftforlife 🚀🔥

CraftyPutinWins

Conflict, CraftyPutinWins, current events, DECLARATION, declaration of victory, Diplomacy, Global, Government, international relations, leadership, Military, News, pentagon, Politics, power, putin, russia, state of affairs, strategy, Victory, world affairs

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where putin is the ultimate boss battle and you must defeat him to save the world from his evil reign of creepers and zombies! the pentagon is even getting involved, trying to stop him from taking over the server with his crazy plans. but only YOU can stop him and become the ultimate minecraft hero! join now for a chance to save the virtual world and show putin who’s boss! #minecraftmadness #putinvsplayers #pentagonpower

Junk & Slop-Free Zone

Accountability, algorithmic bias, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, CONTENT, data analysis, Digital, Digital Detox, ENGAGEMENT, filtering, Junk, machine learning, ONLINE, online habits, Quality Content, RESPONSIBILITY, SLOP, SlopFree, social media, Technology, user behavior, Zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Animals Bred:	87	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the algorithms are too busy partying to serve you any junk and slop! they’re too busy dancing to the beat of the creepers exploding and the zombies moaning.

come join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, keeping the peace with their magical powers.

if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old same old, come join us for a wild ride. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking chicken who tells the best jokes.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to junk and slop forever!