SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

anxiety, coping mechanisms, cry, depression, emotional well being, emotions, Exercise, feeling down, journaling, mental health, mindfulness, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SadCraft, Sadness, seeking help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, smp, stress relief, support system, Therapy

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your sadness melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is filled with so much laughter and fun, you’ll forget why you were sad in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. So come join us and let Larry tickle your funny bone while you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockBusterCraft

artistic vision, attention to detail, Authenticity, BlockBusterCraft, Character development, Charm, cinematic experience, cinematic magic, classic cinema, Craftsmanship, creativity, Cultural significance, Depth, emotional impact, historical context, Nostalgia, originality, practical effects, storytelling, substance, Timeless

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movies of the 80s – full of action, adventure, and totally tubular vibes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and epic battles with dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue llamas.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be found by the bravest of players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him in battle and claim the title of Chicken Champion? Only time will tell, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of older movies mixed with the chaos of Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Mimicry Funville

behavior analysis, Body language, Communication, cultural influence, Evolution, facial expressions, funville, Gestures, human interaction, Media influence, mimicry, movies, nonverbal communication, nonverbal cues, PIXEL, pop culture, Psychology, social behavior, societal evolution, societal norms, society, TV

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. like, you have to do the macarena to ask for diamonds, or twerk to negotiate a trade. it’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. plus, there’s this secret underground rave where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing. trust me, you gotta join this server for the ultimate dance-off experience.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

“A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

1.21.1, 1TB Raid 0 SSD, 32gb ram, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, Canada, Cheating, Compatible, daily backups, fps, Friend, Griefing, hard difficulty, Intel I7 7700k, java, Montreal, No map resets, No Safe Spaces, no TPA, optifine, Pigman, PvP, Raiding, REJECTED, Request, semi anarchy, Server, smp, Tpa, Vanilla, zombie

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

Server Information:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Running	1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups
Clients Permitted	Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule(s)	No Cheating

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.

Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.

Q: How often are backups made on the server?

A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

balding dads, Chads, character selection, Diversity, family dynamics, fat, free, Gamers, Gaming, gender representation, Girlfriends, Identity, Minecraft, non-traditional characters, player choice, rebel, Rebellion, relationships, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, trans daughter, Wives, Zone

Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	154	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

blockquotepBooks, books, chilling, creepy, Dark, Disturbing, Fiction, Horror, Literature, love, Minecraft, Mystery, Psychological, psychological thriller, reading, sickos, SMPpblockquote, Suspenseful, Thriller, Tonester, Twisted, twisted tales, winsya

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

StepSisDramaGoneWild

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication Issues, elderly care, family conflict, family decision-making, family disputes, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family harmony, family loyalty, family responsibility, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, OBLIGATION, sibling relationships, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisDramaGoneWild

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

arms supply, arms trafficking, artillery shells, Conflict Resolution, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korea-Russia relations, North Korean weapons, political alliances, russia, russian military, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, ukraine war, War Crimes, weapons proliferation, weapons trade

join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SkyBlockAirways

airline security, airport security, aviation safety, banned devices, Bans, device attacks, DUBAI, Emirates airline, Emirates flights, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, passenger safety, prohibited items, security measures, SkyBlockAirways, Terrorism Threats., transportation safety, travel regulations, travel restrictions, walkie-talkies

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

Breakfast, Dinner, Early, Loss, weight

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

Abilities, armor stands, Boss, Bosses, Community, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchants, eventful, Fights, Fishing, FURNACES, gameplay mechanics, HahaHexArchon, Items, Meet, Minecraft, mmo, mobs, Pets, Quests, Rollbacks, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Stats, Wiki, worlds

HexArchon Overview

Description	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

Links

Our Values

We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

Community voice & transparency	We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles	Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
Trust & respect	We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
Dedicated updates	We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM	3200MHz 64GB
Storage	2TB NVME SSD
Location	US East Coast

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

BurgerCraft, Centre of Israel, Conflict, defense system, Defensive Coalition, Hits, intercepted, international relations, Iron Dome, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, national security, nothingburger, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Southern Israel, united states, War

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

argentina, Competition, decision, Disappointment, el bencho, football, LAUGH, lautardo, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Players, Potential, regret, selection, serie a, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, TEAM, Thread, top scorer

Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PramQueueSkipperAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, baby, browsing, busy, cex, Customer, Employee, Interaction, line, Mother, pram, PramQueueSkipperAITAH, Queue, second hand shop, Seething, shopping centre, skipping, transaction, uk, Waiting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCreeperCraziness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

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Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

Server Information:

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

Q: How often are backups made on the server?

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HexArchon Overview

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

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