CraftyOligarchNet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyBeautyLand

appreciation, Architecture, around you, art, beauty, BlockyBeautyLand, colors, culture, Diversity, emotions, Gratitude, inspiration, landscape, mindfulness, Nature, people, perspective, scenery, Serenity, Wonder, world

Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Towns Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

aggression, Claims, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, KimCraft, military alliance, military assistance, North Korea, North Korean involvement, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian support, Support, Troops, War, weapons, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ascended Not Noticed

Afterlife, Apocalypse, Ascended, Ascension, biblical prophecy, christian theology, disbelief, divine intervention, end times, Eschatology, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, Humanity, judgement day, NOTICED, rapture, religious beliefs, salvation, second coming, spiritual awakening, supernatural events

join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fire Factions

Adventure, Anarchy, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To Fire Factions server Join Discord server keep it english Good staff Invite your friends Have Fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, Failure, family dynamics, generational patterns, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, parental influence, parents, personal responsibility, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, societal pressure

Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

African death, Atrocity, bloody warfare, Conflict, Congo, congo war, Forgotten, Genocide, History, Hole, HUMAN RIGHTS, indifference, international community, long tail tag, Memory, memory hole, Minecraft, neglect, Remembrance, slav death, smp, Suffering, Tragedy, violence, War, War Crimes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

ambiguous, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, confusion, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, generational gap, GoofyCraft, husband and wife, key, Marriage, mind reading, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, parenting, Parenting styles, rough patch, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, Tension

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyChicksServer

Awareness, Behavior, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, experiences, Girlfriend, habits, Insights, learning, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, observations, Partnership, perceptions, personal growth, relationships, Surprises, Understanding, Wife, Women

Are you tired of mining and crafting all alone in Minecraft? Join our server and discover the wacky world of women’s habits that will leave you scratching your head! From hoarding diamonds like they’re going out of style to building secret underground bases for their pet creepers, you’ll never look at your girlfriend or wife the same way again. Join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of the female mind while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	755	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Vanilla Vibes SMP

Adventure, building, collaboration, community focus, creativity, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Griefing, Land Claims, multiplayer, Plugins, Sethome, Shops, Spawn, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trade, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Welcoming

Join our vibrant community where adventure meets creativity! Dive into a survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that focuses on collaboration, exploration, and building without the chaos of PvP. Economy System: Engage in a thriving economy! Trade with other players, create shops, and build your wealth. Land Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use land claims system. No more worries about griefing—your creations are safe! Essential Plugins: Enjoy quality-of-life features like: Sethome: Easily set and teleport to your home. Spawn: A welcoming spawn area with resources and guidance for new players. Teleportation: Convenient teleport options to friends and locations. Voting Rewards: Show your support! Vote for our server and earn rewards like extra claim blocks, enhancing your gameplay experience without any pay-to-win mechanics. Community Focus: Join a friendly and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here! Join us today and start your adventure! We can’t wait to see what you create!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Synthrunner

active community, Anti-Griefing Protection, beginner friendly, Challenges & Quests, Community Events, economic system, Economy, empire-building, Events, Exclusive Rewards, experienced players, Growing Community, Island expansion, minecraft journey, Missions, OneBlock, PvP, Resource Management, Safe building, single block, Survival, trade system, unique experience

Immerse yourself in a unique OneBlock experience! Start on a single block and build your own world step by step. On our server you will find exciting challenges, friendly community events and special features that take the classic OneBlock adventure to a new level. Whether alone or with friends – with us you can expect hours of fun and a server that is constantly being developed.

Features:

OneBlock Mode: Start on a single block and expand your island as you wish. Economic system: Trade, sell and buy resources – build your empire! Challenges & Quests: Complete exciting missions and receive exclusive rewards. Anti-Griefing Protection: Build safely and without fear of theft or destruction. Active Community & Events: Take part in regular events and become part of our growing community.

Come and be part of our Minecraft journey! We look forward to welcoming you. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced Minecraft player – everyone is welcome!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Love & Peace Minecraft Server

Country, country of compassion, country of harmony, country of love, country of love and peace, country of peace, love, love and harmony, love and peace, love and peace community, love and peace country, loving country, loving society, Minecraft, nation of love, nation of peace, Peace, peaceful country, peaceful land, peaceful nation, peaceful society, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love and peace reign supreme! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless fields of flowers.

Our server is home to a magical village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and the cows are known for their impeccable singing voices.

But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of chickens who have formed a secret society and are plotting to overthrow the peaceful regime. Will you join forces with the villagers to stop the chicken uprising?

Come join us on this wacky and whimsical server where the only rule is to spread love and joy to all who enter. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	155	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ShortKingCraft

Communication, compatibility, Connection, Cultural differences, dating etiquette, dating preferences, dating standards, gender dynamics, height discrimination, height preference, height requirements, Personal preferences, rejection, rejection sensitivity, second date, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, ShortKingCraft, social norms, tall women

Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	7271	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	381162

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VeggieVibesMC SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, diet tips, food facts, health myths, health-conscious choices, Healthy Eating, healthy food, hidden health benefits, misleading food, natural foods, nutrient-dense foods, nutrient-rich options, nutrition, organic produce, plant based diet, smp, superfoods, VeggieVibesMC, weight loss, wellness, Whole Foods

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CringeCraft: The Movie

awful cinema, bad movie, cinematic disaster, CringeCraft, horrible flick, Movie, movie bomb, movie catastrophe, movie disappointment, movie disaster, movie dud, movie failure, movie flop, movie letdown, terrible film, worst movie, worst movie ever

Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!