CraftyOligarchNet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VeggieVibesMC SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dimension Hops:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CringeCraft: The Movie

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Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Farms Harvested:	346	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TaiwanTussleCraft

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yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6122	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

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Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	227	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lyri_X

Adventure, Castles, Cities, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, Homes, imagination, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, Quests, Realms, Rewards, Shops, Survival, Survival Games, Trade

Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

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“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2346	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchantments Applied:	214	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PixelKindness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2778	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dimension Hops:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CheeseburgerCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

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so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.