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LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Towns Built:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4519	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Star Shards Collected:	192
Votes:	9996	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3516	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

Players:	102/500	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11