Are you tired of being a neet incel with a lazy ass? Well, it’s time to get off your butt and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we’ll teach you how to hack like a pro and impress all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge) with your mad skills.

Forget about spending your days shitposting on 4chan, it’s time to level up your life with some hacking knowledge. We’ll teach you everything from Linux to networking to programming in Python and C. Who needs a college degree when you have us?

Join our server and become the ultimate hacker extraordinaire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next big cyber criminal mastermind (just kidding, please don’t do that). So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in gear and start hacking your way to glory!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 427
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Gods Slained: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Magic Items Found: 6615 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 741840 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Ores Mined: 2687 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 257
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5671 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 32

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 52
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Farms Harvested: 445
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Magic Items Found: 7607
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Crops Grown: 9828
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Farms Harvested: 175
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Emeralds Found: 9815
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Towns Built: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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