Are you tired of being a neet incel with a lazy ass? Well, it’s time to get off your butt and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we’ll teach you how to hack like a pro and impress all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge) with your mad skills.

Forget about spending your days shitposting on 4chan, it’s time to level up your life with some hacking knowledge. We’ll teach you everything from Linux to networking to programming in Python and C. Who needs a college degree when you have us?

Join our server and become the ultimate hacker extraordinaire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next big cyber criminal mastermind (just kidding, please don’t do that). So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in gear and start hacking your way to glory!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 18
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Crops Grown: 2893 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Farms Harvested: 415 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 377 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Towns Built: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 22
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 New Chunks Explored: 316145
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Towns Built: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Magic Items Found: 5499
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 80 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 450

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Social Distancing Craft

    Social Distancing Craft
    so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

    so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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