so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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