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Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

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Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1548	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	225
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3877

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ChunkyCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6456
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoResortNoGirlfriend

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Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Fart Space Odyssey

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LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4614	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crops Grown:	3530
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Animals Bred:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

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Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	2442
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FearlessCraft SMP

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Potions Brewed:	98
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyFoolery

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

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OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCanuckRevolt

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3263	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crops Grown:	8542	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mines Excavated:	2623	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2