CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4547	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Void Gems Collected:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HamasGoneWild

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	160	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

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So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magic Items Found:	1067	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6513
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Potions Brewed:	72	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PeakMaturityCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Animals Bred:	13	Towns Built:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

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LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1795	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Void Armor Forged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1