CraftyLifeLessons | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	771490	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7746	Holy Grails Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	115	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	159529	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4261	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.