so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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