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BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	67
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Buildings Constructed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Emeralds Found:	6168	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Animals Bred:	83	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Votes:	7503
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Animals Bred:	56	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	New Chunks Explored:	521670
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	9003

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4931
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	674	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Emeralds Found:	4194
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Players:	110/600	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Items Found:	3140	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1