CraftyJewCraze – Where white people can finally learn to copy Jews instead of just coping all day!

CraftyJewCraze – Where white people can finally learn to copy Jews instead of just coping all day!

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to rise above the rest and become a true master of the game? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft server!

Join us and learn from the Jews, who apparently control the world according to some conspiracy theorists. We’ll teach you how to prioritize your own people, screw everyone else, and make family and religion your top priorities. We’ll show you how to manipulate the masses, redefine good and evil, and create money out of thin air!

Don’t be a faggot like modern white Europe – come join us and become a true Minecraft powerhouse. Who needs a homeland when you have our server to call home? Let’s dominate the virtual world together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PolandCraft: Where Creepers wear Pierogi Hats and Endermen dance the Polka!

    PolandCraft: Where Creepers wear Pierogi Hats and Endermen dance the Polka!
    Do you ever find yourself lying awake at night, pondering the mysteries of Poland? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is shaped like a pierogi and creepers wear traditional Polish folk costumes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Minecart Racing League, where players compete in death-defying races through underground tunnels filled with lava and TNT traps. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and pierogies!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Polish Unicorn, rumored to roam the server’s enchanted forests and grant wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, it’s said to have a taste for pickles and vodka.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Polish-themed Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Dziękuję!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Crops Grown: 8932
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Llama Land Adventures

    CraftyCreeperz – Llama Land Adventures
    Welcome to the Cheesecake Edition Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of creamy goodness and the mobs are all lactose intolerant! Join us for a wild adventure filled with cheesy puns and dairy-filled shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant cheesecake boss. They defeated it by throwing slices of strawberry cheesecake at it until it surrendered and gave them the recipe for the ultimate cheesecake armor. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary duo Fuwawa and Mococo, who serenade players with their enchanting voices and lead epic karaoke nights. Plus, we have exclusive merch featuring their faces on cheesecake-themed t-shirts and mugs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the cheesiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your lactaid pills, because things are about to get dairy-licious!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3873 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Memes Server: ‘/v/ Fanart Edition’

    Crafty Memes Server: ‘/v/ Fanart Edition’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that sings show tunes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted armor.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Farms Harvested: 250
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players

    Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players
    Looking for a Minecraft server that operates on a whole new level of ethics? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we let cold-blooded murderers roam free for a full year just to make them question their actions. And forget about trials, we already know the verdict beforehand!

    Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.

    If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!

    BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!

    FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that is as flawless as Sailor Moon’s transformation sequences? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of magical girl perfection! Join us and experience the power of friendship, sparkly transformations, and defeating evil with the power of love and justice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of magical talking cats who will guide you on your quest for diamonds and adventure. So come join us and unleash your inner Sailor Scout on the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions

    Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once claimed to have filmed a girl’s leg in a club! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy adventures you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness more outrageous stories and maybe even create some of your own! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret club where players dance with pixelated legs all night long. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

    TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?
    Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 76 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

    But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

    Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

    Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Magic Items Found: 2284
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

    BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

    Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

    Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

    But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

    And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

    Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

    HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!
    Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

    We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

    So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Boredom Busters Minecraft Server – Where “It’s boring” is never an option!

    Boredom Busters Minecraft Server – Where “It’s boring” is never an option!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, battle against an army of evil chickens, and ride unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie villagers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on unlimited cake, pizza, and ice cream without ever getting a stomachache. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t be bored here!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

    Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!
    Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

    ”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

    Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

    ”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

    Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

    ”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

    Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

    Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyCraze – Where Creepers Dance and Diamonds Shine

    CraftyCraze – Where Creepers Dance and Diamonds Shine
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where only the VIPs hang out! We’re talking about indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers – because we don’t mess with the small fry here.

    Join us if you want to be part of the elite club, where we discuss all things indie vtubers in every language under the sun. Got a 499-view oshi you want to shill? Bring them in, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent.

    We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide for all your meme-worthy moments and a VOD Archival Guide for when you want to relive the magic. Plus, we’ve got a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because we celebrate our virtual idols like it’s nobody’s business.

    And let’s not forget about the official /lig/ booru – because where else can you find the best fan art of your favorite indie vtubers?

    So come join us on this wild Minecraft server adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make some virtual memories together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Crops Grown: 5408 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Love Letters Sent: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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