CraftyHacksMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

Accountability, Authenticity, Beliefs, compassion, Consistency, core principles, determination, Empathy, Ethics, Gratitude, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, loyalty, perseverance, PrincipledPlaysMC, resilience, Respect, self-discipline, smp, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Oops2Epic

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Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Autism Brain Blocks Server

autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, blocks, Brain, brain development, brain structure, children, cognitive differences, density, developmental disorders, Differences, Medical research, neurodevelopment, neurodiversity, neuroimaging, neurological differences, neurology, neurons, sensory processing, Server, social communication, study, University of Rochester Medical Center

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Emeralds Found:	4492
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

Abuse Allegations, accusations, Ashkenazi, BDSM, child abuse, church scandal, domestic violence, Doxxing, Evil, family drama, interviews, Kike, mental institution, Minecraft, Pastor, preacher friends, slayer, smp, steven anderson, torture sex, youtube videos

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Zombie Dances:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

best decision, BestDeciMinecraftSMP, career path, decision making process, education, fulfillment, future planning, goal-setting, Happiness, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal growth, positive outcomes, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, success

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3578	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

cognitive distortion., Craft, inner critic, inner monologue, inner voice, introspection, mental health, monologue, negative thoughts, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-analysis, self-aware, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, Server, unreliable, unreliable narrator

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Animals Bred:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

Achievements, Adventures, air drop, Auctions, boss killing, Bosses, Casino, Chillcraft, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, hats, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Shops, Structures, Survival

ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

animal, animal characters, Animal Vtuber, Anthropomorphic, Babes, cross-species romance, Digital Content Creation, Digital Ethics, ethical concerns, FANTASY, Human, hybrid beings, interspecies relationships, Minecraft, online communities, role playing, Server, Social Interaction, Technology, virtual avatars, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, eftg, Escape, escape from tarkov, general, grooming servers., Gun Builder Website, Killa edition, Minecraft, newfags, offline single player, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, smp, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs, written guide

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

assets, BUILD, Church, Communication, concerns, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, generations, inherit, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial fund, parents, Properties, PropertyCraft, Religion, Siblings, Support, Trust, VALUES

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	198	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Emeralds Found:	7373
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

Contentment, everyday happiness, Happiness, insignificant pleasures, joy, little happiness, little joys, little things, Minecraft, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small delights of life, small happiness, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny joys, TinyJoy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3