CraftyHacksMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5660	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

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ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelPantyPop

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What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

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World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ores Mined:	8851
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	3974
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Towns Built:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY mythical creature your heart desires! Want to be a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Done. How about a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of flowers? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs to be a regular old Steve or Alex when you can be a magical being of epic proportions? So come on, join us and unleash your inner mythical creature!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Magic Items Found:	7551
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DroNeRusCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have africans building drones for russia but they think they’re in ukraine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2466
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Teenage BFFs: The Key to Happiness

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so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just need some pals to build stuff with? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da teenage friendships u need to keep u happy and satisfied in life.

our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Star Shards Collected:	115	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

What is the IP for xNestorio Minecraft Server?

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xNestorio, also known as Nestor, is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-level PvP skills and entertaining content. He is well-known for his intense UHC (Ultra Hardcore) series, where he competes against other players in a battle to be the last one standing. With a dedicated fanbase and a strong presence on social media, xNestorio continues to be a prominent figure in the Minecraft gaming community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	277
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.