Welcome to the P2W edition of our Minecraft server! Our latest patch includes nerfing inertia, reworking armor and limb penetration, and introducing the Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. But wait, there’s more! We also have brand new game-destroying features that will blow your mind!
Join us for the most outrageous gameplay experience ever seen in Minecraft. Our server is so P2W that you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Watch our latest rugpull trailer that will leave you in stitches and check out our 0.14 Patch notes for all the juicy details.
But that’s not all, we have an Arena website where you can battle it out with other players, get the latest Russian sneedware, and access our handy ammo charts to dominate the competition. For the newfags, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you on your journey.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, /eftg/ has no discord, any discord links posted are from tranny or homo grooming servers. Get SPT here and let the chaos begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with deepfake shenanigans and hot blondes.
Imagine being able to deepfake yourself into any situation you desire, all with the help of our top-notch Telegram bot. Want to impress your friends with a fake photo of you hanging out with celebrities? Done. Want to prank your siblings with a fake video of you skydiving? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer exclusive tips on how to enhance and upscale your photos before using the bot. Because why settle for mediocre deepfakes when you can have top-tier ones, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the deepfake madness begin! Who knows, you might even end up deepfaking yourself into a Minecraft block. The possibilities are truly endless!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because BRICS SISTERS is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the zombies are the DJ’s!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to the end dimension in style.
So why wait? Join BRICS SISTERS today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a dance-off with a skeleton? Let the chaos begin!
Are you tired of your cat giving you the stink eye because you forgot to feed it while you were too busy playing on our epic Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, your cat will be so mesmerized by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that it won’t even remember it’s hungry! Join us now and say goodbye to guilt-tripping felines and hello to endless fun and laughter. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret catnip garden hidden somewhere in the world…just saying.
Are you tired of waiting for the next Metal Gear game to come out? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience the epic showdown between Snake and Liquid Ocelot in a pixelated world!
Join our server and witness the intense battles between cardboard box-wielding warriors and diamond sword-wielding soldiers. Build your own Mother Base and recruit an army of blocky soldiers to take down your enemies.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Big Boss himself makes a guest appearance on the server, riding a pig and shouting “Kept you waiting, huh?” as he charges into battle.
So why wait for the next Metal Gear game when you can create your own epic story on our server? Join now and become the legend of the blocky battlefield!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong. That’s right, we have mutant creepers, zombie villagers, and even a dragon president who is trying to take over the world! But don’t worry, we have plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is also a portal to other dimensions! You can travel to a land filled with candy, a world where pigs fly, or even a realm where everything is made of cheese. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens and killer bunnies – they’re not your average mobs!
Welcome to the Craziest Sonic the Hedgehog Server in the Multiverse! Join us as we discuss everything Sonic, from the latest game announcements to leaked Sonic Toy Parties!
Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to run as fast as Sonic himself and collect rings like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, we have a secret Knuckles Series Trailer that will blow your mind – it’s so epic, even Eggman himself is shaking in his robotic boots!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive access to the Sonic the Hedgehog 3 game before it’s even released, so you can get a head start on all your friends. And don’t even get me started on our Sonic comic scans – they’re so electrifying, they’ll make your hair stand on end!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Sonic fan in the universe! Just be careful not to go too fast, or you might just break the sound barrier like our blue hedgehog friend.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to experience something truly wild and unpredictable? Look no further than our server!
Join us for a rollercoaster of unexpected adventures, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started attacking everyone. Or the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen into the server and chaos ensued.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pigman Village,” where players can trade with pigmen for rare items and weapons. And don’t forget about our annual “Ender Dragon Dance Party,” where players battle the dragon while dancing to their favorite tunes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra pants, just in case.
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than Griffith’s server of doom! This server is so evil, it makes Herobrine look like a cute little puppy. Join if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Rumor has it that Griffith himself haunts the server, ready to challenge any player to a battle of wits and strength. Will you be able to survive his wrath and claim victory? Or will you be forever trapped in a virtual nightmare? Join now and find out – if you dare!
Are you tired of spending all your time trying to figure out how to ask out that cute drive-thru worker? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and learn the art of flirting through building pixelated structures and mining for diamonds. Who needs pickup lines when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion No. 9, rumored to make anyone fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the look on that drive-thru worker’s face when they see you coming in with your enchanted armor and a potion of love in hand.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate among the creepers and zombies.
Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, we’ve gathered all the Slavs under one glorious flag! From the vodka-loving Russians to the squatting Ukrainians, we’ve got them all!
Join us for epic battles where instead of swords, we fight with bottles of kvass and tracksuits! Build your own babushka-approved village complete with a banya for all your relaxation needs. And don’t forget to pay tribute to our fearless leader, Comrade Steve, who rules with an iron fist…and a bottle of vodka.
So come on, comrade, join us on this wild ride through the Slavic lands. Just be prepared for cheeki breeki mayhem like you’ve never seen before!
