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MeloniCraft: Trump’s Euro BFF

Alliance, Ally, BFF, Brothers of Italy, CONSERVATIVE, EURO, Europe, european union, far right, Forza Italia, international relations, italy, leader, Lega Nord, Matteo Salvini, Meloni, MeloniCraft, nationalism, political ideology, Politics, populist, right wing, trump, Trumps

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Towns Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s right-wing leader meloni as our honorary guest! she’s like the trump of europe, but cooler and with better hair. we have crazy battles where you can team up with meloni herself to take down the evil mobs and build a wall to keep them out. plus, meloni will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, so you better watch out! join now for a wild ride filled with politics, power, and plenty of pasta. let’s make minecraft great again!

Gunfire-Free Englewood School Route

Acoustic sensors, Chicago neighborhood, children, Community, Crime Prevention, data analysis, Englewood, gun incident, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, gunfire, GunfireFree, neighborhood security, Public Safety, route, Safety, School, school safety, school walking routes, school year, Technology, Urban violence, walking home

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Endless Night Skies:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only gunfire you’ll hear is from players shooting arrows at each other! Forget about real life danger, on our server, you can roam freely without worrying about getting shot at!

In this crazy world, nearly two-thirds of schools in the Englewood neighborhood of our server have had at least one epic battle within 400 blocks of where players were walking home. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and swords instead of guns!

So, if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action and want to experience the thrill of survival in a virtual world, join our server now! Who needs real-life danger when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft? Let’s go, gamers!

Vodkish server Minecraft

Anarchy, banner, Discord, Discord VodkaRus, Events, Giveaway, Giveaways, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, rare events, Server, server off, server wipe, server wipe Sundays, skin, Sunday, Tlauncher, VodkaRus, Vodkish

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Anarchy with wipe every Sunday! We organize giveaways (events are very rare) if the server is turned off, write to me on the discord VodkaRus#3216 lol. To see my skin, play through TLauncher 🙂

VodkaRus12.aternos.me

Legends of Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Account Stats, Builds, Craft, Elise, ezreal, katarina, league of legends, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, Masque of the Black Rose, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Radiant Serpent Sett, renata glasc, samira, u.gg, Victorious Master Yi, vladimir

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Void Armor Forged:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? We got Elise, Ezreal, Katarina (Prestige), Renata Glasc, Samira, and Vladimir all chilling together in a Masque of the Black Rose party! And guess what? Sett is rocking a Radiant Serpent skin, looking fly as heck. But wait, there’s more! Victorious Master Yi is also strutting his stuff on this server, ready to kick some pixelated butt.

If you wanna join the fun, hop on over to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Check out your account stats, builds, and even model viewers to see your blocky avatar in all its glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

attendance certificate, Communication Issues, conference conflict, conflicting schedules, event attendance, friend group dynamics, friend’s wedding, important presentation, individual choices, long distance travel, Minecraft, partner support, personal priorities, relationship dynamics, sacrifice for loved ones, Server, social expectations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher, work commitment, work event

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	783
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s reaction to missing a wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your life choices just like this 33F did when her 34M boyfriend got upset about missing a wedding!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to balance attending a conference and a wedding in two different cities just like this poor soul! Will you make it in time for the big event? Or will you end up like this girl, torn between work and love?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the drama of choosing between family events and work commitments, just like this girl’s boyfriend did! Will you be the one to skip out on important family gatherings for a night out with friends?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of conflicting schedules and emotional turmoil! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

SisInLawSux – Need a Break!

annoying sister-in-law, Break, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, extrovert, family conflict, family drama, Family Events, group activities, group travel, Introvert, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship boundaries, self-care, self-preservation, SisInLawSux, social battery, social dynamics, social interactions, social recharge

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and recharge your social battery just like our player who needed a break from Jane! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own sanctuary away from exhausting companions.

Reasons to join our server: – Need a break from annoying NPCs like Jane? We got you covered! – Build your own secret hideout to escape the drama and recharge your social battery. – Explore new lands and meet new friends who won’t drain your energy. – No need to invent bs reasons to escape, just log in and play!

So come join us on our server and leave the exhausting drama behind! Who knows, you might even find some new friends to join you on your solo adventures.

Blocky Adventures: Chapter 2021

Adventures, blocky, Challenges, chapter, embracing uncertainty, finding purpose, inner strength, journey of self-discovery, Life Changes, living in the present, mindfulness, moving forward, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, transformation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring world of reality? Come join our Minecraft server and enter a whole new chapter of your life filled with adventure, excitement, and blocky goodness!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, battle fierce mobs like the dreaded exploding chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant floating tacos and pixel art of Nicolas Cage).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep of infinite wool, the magical potion of unlimited pizza, and the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs (they really know how to drop a beat).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and turn the page to a new chapter of your life filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Frances Macron, global threat, inspections, international relations, iran, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear deal, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, point of no return, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, united nations, uranium enrichment, Warning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9069
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Animals Bred:	177	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	3509	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9310	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	233640	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Animals Bred:	97	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ores Mined:	7572	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	510

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Players:	106/600	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4230	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crops Grown:	7688	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3