CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NorthKoreaBusHeist

Asia, border crossing, controversy, cross country journey, current events, defector, Desperation, Escape, Hardship, immigration, international relations, Life, news headline, North Korea, NorthKoreaBusHeist, political asylum, refugee, return home, south korea, Trauma, Village bus

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	831
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Towns Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

1 k, atoms, Chill, Cool, Cooling, gas, GROUNDBREAKING, innovation, journal Nature, laser technique, low, new, Paper, PHYSICS., Positronium, positronium atoms, research, researchers, Science, study, Technique, Temperatures, University of Tokyo

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Do whatever vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Faction, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Craft Craze

Adventure, Alliance, Bedwars, challenge, Combat, Conquer, CraftCraze, Crafting, dynamic, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Heart, LifeSteal, Mining, player, PvP, Rivalry, Survival, Thrilling, THRIVING, Wilderness

Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	222	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

ame, Ame doko, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, doko, emotional pain, finding happiness, Healing Process, life purpose, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, reason to live, Sadness, seeking help, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

Black, BlockPartyBroExcluded, brother, Communication, consequences, dangerous plans, Desperation, exclusion, family, Friends, friendship, Graffiti, intervention, Police, Race, reckless behavior, Safety, Siblings, supervision, Trouble, white area

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

Accomplishments.., Adventure, balance, blocktopia, Connection, Contentment, Contribution, Crafting, experiences, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, Meaning, Passion, purpose, relationships, self improvement, spirituality

Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Void Gems Collected:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	2311
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

Adventure, civility, Claims, commands, Discord, discord invite, disrupt, Economy, Enchant, FTB, Griefing, heal, Lag, MONEY, OPERATIONs, Ranks, rules, seattle, Sky9, Skyblock, Spawn, Voting

Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

1b1t.xyz

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1b1t

The anarchy server created for people who don’t want to follow any rules. be creative, create chaos and more. Join 1b1t NOW.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/BwyK2VWwGW

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	206	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Banana Split [SMP] – Because Minecraft is just one big fruity adventure… with a side of sandwiches!

#addons, active members, Adventure, Armor stand arms, average age, banana, big, Cheating, dedicated members, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fruity, Griefing, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, new players, Playerheads, rules, sandwiches, Server, Side, smp, SPLIT, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond based
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	2 months old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes
What is the average age range of players?	Lower 20s but has a wide range
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7123	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Psyop Just Dropped Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a magical land filled with talking creepers and dancing villagers.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the implications…muahaha!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.