CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixelPeenPurge

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	1669	Animals Bred:	159
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	6473

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RoommateCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Star Shards Collected:	86	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Emeralds Found:	8722	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Stand Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

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Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Animals Bred:	177	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6276	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockBuster100

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LebCraft: Ground Ops!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	3232
Mines Excavated:	1540	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1459
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	14	Crops Grown:	7400
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.