CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off an army of evil chickens with laser beams on their heads!

Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame this mythical creature, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! *”’

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Fran and her hat. You see, Fran’s hat is not just any ordinary hat. It’s a magical hat that gives her the power to summon llamas from thin air and ride them into battle. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when Fran and her llama army charge into battle against unsuspecting players!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even get your own magical hat and llama army to wreak havoc on your enemies. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
New Chunks Explored:	946067	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PixelPeenPurge

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	94	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RoommateCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchantments Applied:	106	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	173
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Stand Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Emeralds Found:	4195
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6288

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

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Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	4053
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Animals Bred:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockBuster100

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Love Letters Sent:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LebCraft: Ground Ops!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2662
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	8608	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ores Mined:	7530	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7761	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6072	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2417
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.