CraftyExcusesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

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Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HezboOMG: Top Commander Down!

Assassination, Attack, Beirut, Commander, Conflict, hezbollah, HezboOMG, international relations, Israeli, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Terrorism, Top, violence, War

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than a Hezbollah commander in Beirut, just kidding, but seriously, our server is lit AF. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging Israeli strikes while building your dream castle. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and insane adventures on our server? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Robots Eye Contact Fun

Artificial Intelligence, child development, cognitive development., Communication, Contact, developmental psychology, emotional responses, Empathy, Eye, eye contact, facial expressions, Fun, human interaction, human-like responses, human-robot interaction, INFANTS, machine learning, nonverbal communication, robotics, Robots, social cues, Social Skills, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, imagine if robots had eyes that could, like, make babies react like humans. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where the robots are watching you and the babies are, like, totally into it. come join us for a wild ride of robot eye contact and baby reactions. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Factions Reimagined

auction house, Bedrock Support, Boosters, Boss Battles, Custom Enchants, custom npcs, Custom terrain, Discord integration, Economy, Factions, Gui Shop, Hardcore Events, MCMMO, netherite, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server Events, StatTrackers, Survival, Towny

– ZERO Pay 2 Win! (LIFETIME GUARANTEE) No crates, no buying your way to the top with ranks, no purchasing in-game items. Everything is EARNED! – Custom Factions-Towny hybrid server, large cities and nations cooperating or competing – War mode with prep time and Discord integration! Notified on Discord when war is declared, giving time for you and your faction to prepare (no more getting offline’d!) – Premium Boss plugin, adventure into the world and fight new foes to unlock exciting rewards and earn Boss Tokens and Shards depending on the difficulty of boss! – Custom GUI shop allowing the player to quickly buy or sell items using /shop (along with an auction house /ah!) – MYTHICAL SHOP in spawn with Custom Enchants and items! Purchased using in-game Cash, Boss Tokens, and Rare Shards – Premium Fishing that rejuvenates the old system into a rewarding and enjoyable new way to earn loot! – Custom NPCs with dialogues and Quest lines – Free Progression, unlock new ranks, features, commands, and limits through quests and server play time! (Set more homes, access more player vaults, etc.) – Season ending Hardcore event! End the season with a shrinking world border by being the last player alive and win a huge reward going into the next season! – Leveled Mobs that get stronger and tougher as you work your way to the center of the map, offering more rewarding and exclusive loot for those who dare to fight them. (Make sure you’ve got netherite!) – Old 1.18 PVP Combat, McMMO, StatTrackers, Spawners, Server-wide Boosters, Custom Terrain, GUI menus, Bedrock Support, active Discord community, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RivalMC

1.16.2, 1.21, bedrock, Boxpvp, Community, Cross-Play, CrystalBox, Discord, Economy, Elytra Box, games, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Network, OneBlock, Practice, QuickBox, RivalMC, Server, smp, Store, Support, Survival

RivalMC is a top-tier Minecraft Server Network, offering an exciting range of games like Lifesteal SMP, BoxPvP, Elytra Box (QuickBox), Practice, CrystalBox, and much more coming soon. RivalMC boasts a vibrant community, excellent staff, regular giveaways, and an active Discord server.

BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` BEDROCK IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` (Port 19132)

Supports versions from 1.16.2 to 1.21!

Join Our Community! – Store: https://store.rivalmc.net – Discord: https://discord.gg/rivalmc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5282	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HexSMP- Where Creepers are scarier than taxes! Join us for some explosive fun in our Minecraft server with a twist!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Chat Games	Engage in fun chat games with the community and earn rewards!
Player Economy	Trade, sell, and build wealth in the player-driven economy.
Leveling System	Custom system to enhance your survival adventure.
Custom Fishing	Catch rare items, treasure, and unique gear.
Quests & Skills	Embark on challenging quests and develop your skills.
Furniture	Decorate builds with custom furniture.
Grief Prevention	Protect builds with a land claiming system.
Teams	Form teams with friends and collaborate on projects
Cosmetics & Skins	Personalize character with exclusive cosmetics and skins.
PvP & Dungeons	Test skills in PvP battles or conquer dungeons for loot.
Compatibility	Java & Bedrock compatible for cross-platform play.

FAQs

Q: What makes HexSMP different?

A: HexSMP offers over 100 custom features to enhance gameplay and keep it exciting.

Q: Why choose HexSMP?

A: HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, new features, and an active player base.

Q: How can I earn rare rewards?

A: Use the Referral System to refer friends and earn exclusive items and bonuses.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com to start your adventure.

Q: Where can I find more information?

A: Visit the HexSMP website, read the rules, vote for the server, and join the Discord community.

Have more questions? Feel free to ask below!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyFantasy – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on this server, we’ve got tournaments that are so epic, even Zooey is getting involved! Join our upcoming tournaments or risk Zooey’s wrath – trust us, you don’t want to see her angry.

But that’s not all, we’ve got big meaty notes, character guides, VODs, and even DLC announcements that will blow your blocky mind. And if you’re feeling brave, join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby for some intense battles. Just make sure to turn off Crossplay first – we don’t want any accidental PlayStation players crashing the party.

With upcoming DLC like Vikala and Sandalphon, F2P rotations, and the latest patch notes, this server is the ultimate destination for all things Granblue Fantasy Versus. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you cross Zooey, of course.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

Adult, creative writing, Edition, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Sensual, smp, Thread, Water’s Too Cold

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DisabilityCraft: No evictions, just block placements!

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we have a resident named Jack who is a real character! Jack has been living in our server for two and a half years after his friend mysteriously disappeared. Jack is trans, autistic, has OCD, and quit school in the 7th grade – talk about a unique player!

But wait, there’s more! Jack was just awarded disability, but hasn’t received it yet. Will he finally be able to move out and find his own place? Or will he continue to rely on the kindness of others in our server?

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building. Who knows, you might even find yourself driving Jack around on virtual public transportation! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this outrageous story – join our server now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LoveCrafted

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Remember that feeling of excitement and wonder when you first laid eyes on your first love? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like falling in love all over again, but with blocks and creepers instead of flowers and chocolates.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a friendly group of players who are all wearing ridiculous outfits made entirely out of diamond armor. They start throwing enchanted potions at you and shouting “Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!”

As you explore the server, you come across a giant castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs. You join forces with them and together you embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the server by stealing all the diamonds and turning them into dirt blocks.

After a long and epic battle, you emerge victorious and are hailed as the hero of the server. The other players throw a massive party in your honor, complete with fireworks, cake, and a dance floor made entirely out of redstone.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of falling in love with a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BoomCraft: Explosive Fun!

Beirut, BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, disaster relief, explosion, explosive, fear, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, instability, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political unrest, ReBuilding, recovery efforts, social media, solidarity, Terrorism, Tragedy, Trauma, violence

Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of thousands of exploding devices without actually being in danger? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the most explosive Minecraft experience ever!

Our server is like no other, with insane events happening all the time. One time, a player accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT that destroyed the entire map! It was chaos, but so much fun!

We also have a special Lebanon-themed area where you can witness explosions galore. It’s like being in the middle of a war zone, but without any of the actual danger.

So come join us on this wild ride and see if you can survive the explosions and chaos. It’s a blast, literally!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FamCraft: Baby Boom Boom

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life where even family members are out to get u! but don’t worry, on our server, the only thing out to get u is the creepers! forget about real life drama and come build ur dream world with us. who needs family drama when u can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a chance to win a diamond sword and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	83
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Paradis

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Pixel Paradis

Server Name: Pixel Paradis IP Address: play.pixelparadis.com – (Modpack Required) Discord: https://discord.gg/fEREqWYB6A Web: https://pixelparadis.com/

Dive into a unique Pixelmon adventure in Paradise City, a survival game where you can capture extraordinary creatures, build your own empire and forge lasting friendships.

– Vibrant Economy: – High Shiny Chance: – Legendary Missions: – Pokémon Gyms: – High Level Pokémon League:

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Furry Maple Spirit Realm

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, extensions, friendly community, Furry, Furry Friendly, furry server, Game, Growing, Join, Maple, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Server List, Server Tags, Slimefun, Small, spirit realm, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

Furry Maple Spirit Realm is a small but growing furry server that welcomes anyone who wants to join Furry! We have Slimefun and most of his extensions, as well as other interesting plugins, join our discord!We hope to see you in the game~

discord:https://discord.com/invite/r8q2p86pVp

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CMCraft – Vanilla server Minecraft server

administration, balance, equality, free, gameplay, History, Interaction, multiplayer, organization, private server, Roleplay, roleplay elements, rules, Stable, Survival, Transparent, Vanilla

CMCraft is a free, vanilla and private Minecraft server.

To get to the server, you need to fill out a simple form in the VK community (https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla).

Our advantages:

– Vanilla. We don’t have a bunch of “cool” slag plugins, we adhere to the principle of balance between vanilla experience and comfortable multiplayer gameplay.

– Equality. Absolutely all players are equal among themselves, any form of purchased donation (even cosmetic) is absent.

– Availability. We give every person a chance to get to our project for free.

– Stability. The server runs on a dedicated machine in a reliable data center, which means high uptime and stable operation.

– History. The project has been running since 2020, and you can be sure that it will not close tomorrow.

About the server:

– We have no donations, privates, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. The game almost completely corresponds to the vanilla survival that you are used to seeing in single Minecraft, except for the aspects necessary for stable server operation and getting an adequate gaming experience. This is the main principle of our project.

– Your role and activity on the server are limited only by the rules and framework of the game. To be a rich miner or a simple farmer, a builder or a warrior, the head of a small settlement or the leader of a great empire – it’s up to you. You won’t find any plugins for cities, clans and similar devilry here. All organization and interaction of players is carried out in a free form, without formal restrictions. RolePlay elements are present, but are not mandatory for compliance.

– We have absolutely no forms of donations. Players cannot buy admin, resources or prefixes – absolutely everyone is equal in rights. – Most of the rules boil down to the simple principle of “don’t be an asshole”. You will not be pressured by fictitious and strained boundaries.

– The administration does not interfere with the gameplay, does not use creativity or dishonest commands, all their work is transparent.

It is impossible to convey all aspects of the game on the server here, so read our rules, fill out the form at the link, come in, play and enjoy!

https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2