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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2911 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
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