so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacupsโ€”they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifactsโ€”talk about a paradox!

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4822 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishesโ€”itโ€™s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Crops Grown: 5222 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacupsโ€”they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1835 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishesโ€”itโ€™s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Crops Grown: 9318
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Void Gems Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Magic Items Found: 8259
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret gardenโ€”itโ€™s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portalโ€”turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

    Server Type Experimental Vanilla SMP
    Updates Every new snapshot
    Features Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
    Server Technology Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
    Server IP snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Latest Version 1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
    Discord https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
    What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server? Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
    Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    What are some of the server features available? TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
    How can I reach out for help or support? You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 119 Falling into the Void: 2
    Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Lonely Date Minecraft Server

    Lonely Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

    Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

    Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 242
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

    Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United
    Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

    In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

    Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

    But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

    And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBash Minecraft Server
    ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŒŸ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ’ฅ

    ๐ŸŽ‰ So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฅณ

    ๐ŸŒธ Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐ŸŒบ

    ๐Ÿ’” But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€

    ๐Ÿ•๏ธ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

    ๐Ÿค” Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฎ #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushieโ€”itโ€™s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DeckedOutSnitchCraft

    DeckedOutSnitchCraft
    Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

    Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

    Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4695 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

    ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health
    lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Gods Slained: 1 Emeralds Found: 3281

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wingsโ€”it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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