CraftyDisasterAdvice | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	572878	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ShowerCraftVIP

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Void Gems Collected:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	9189
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftySaverz

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Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SpyCraftChemWars

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So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

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so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4526
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BrotherlyBlockage

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🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

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If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FreebieCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1547
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyBanterMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8