CraftyDadGaySon | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BidenCraftUltimatum

biden, BidenCraftUltimatum, Cabinet approval, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gallant trip, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli Defense Minister, Israeli prime minister, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Netanyahu, official visit, Politics, summit, Ultimatum, US, US president

So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Jumping Universe Showdown

Alternate Realities, capability, disproved theory, Existence, existence of self, hypothetical scenarios, infinite universes, Jumping, jumping between universes, multiple dimensions, multiverse theory, multiverses, parallel universes, Possibility, proof, Quantum Mechanics, Reality, scientific speculation, showdown, theoretical physics, theoretical physics concept, Universe

Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

battle, Biomes, character creation, Community, cream, Discord, Faction, Factions, Geopolitics, Ice, Lore, Medieval, Nations, NovarusMC, open world, orcs, player interaction, Politics, PvP, Ready, Roleplay, Sandbox, Semivanilla, Server, Survival, Transportation, War, world maps

Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Items Found:	1521	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

action, BondCraft, Espionage, fan reactions, Franchise, game design, game development, Gaming, hitman games, iconic character, io interactive, james bond, Licensed Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, New Release, Popular, Sequel, Server, Spy, stealth, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	9179	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning, LessonsInMinecraftSMP, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DreamCrafters

bizarre conversations, dream talk, DreamCrafters, funny anecdotes, nighttime chatter, odd phrases, peculiar statements, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, Sleep Talking, sleep talking anecdotes, sleep talking experiences, sleep talking stories, strange behavior, strange occurrences, subconscious thoughts, talking in sleep, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird things

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4323	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyTerrorMasters

#covert operations, CounterTerrorism, CraftyTerrorMasters, Espionage, extremism, foreign interference, global security, intelligence, international relations, iran, MI5, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, national security, russia, SECURITY, spy chief, Tehran, terror plots, Terrorism, Threats

u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

clash, competing guilds, core microbiome, disease prevention, Guilds, Gut microbiota, health outcomes, health status, host-microbe interactions, human health, international researchers, microbial balance, microbial communities, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, Microbiome, microbiome analysis, microbiome modulation, microbiome research, microbiome signature, modulating, novel target, populations, Wars

so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

ANONYMOUS, automating smelting, custom crafting, diamonds, Discord, Economy, gem mines, Guide, hoarders, Minecraft, PvP, quarries, questions, random location, Resources, rules, Sell, Server, Soul, Storage, Survival World, technical information, temporary starting base, Unlimited, Vanilla, WestLeaf, Wilderness

Minecraft Server Information:

IP	play.westleaf.net
Minecraft Version	1.20.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/KttDPTAaUG

Welcome To WestLeaf Economy! We’re so happy to have you join the server!

This server is all about the grind! We encourage players to PVP outside claimed areas and there are different systems such as gem mines, custom crafting, quarries (which automate mining) and more! We have features to enhance gameplay from automating smelting to reimaging your mining experience! We are still in early access and plan to add lots more custom content soon!

Like any server, we always recommend players to get started by reading the rules, gathering resources and building a temporary starting base.

To begin your adventure, type the command /warp wild, this will take you to the wilderness, where you will be able to explore the WestLeaf survival world. If you want to find a new, random location, you can run the command /rtp which will teleport you randomly within a 15,000 x 15,000 radius of the world.

GUIDE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DrwQutdsO-Gk7PMQYqclPXMspHr6SUYqWIOFWIFvgjY/edit?usp=sharing

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I start playing on the server?	Begin by reading the rules, gathering resources, and building a temporary base. Then use commands like /warp wild or /rtp to explore the world.
Are there PvP areas on the server?	We encourage PvP outside of claimed areas. Be prepared for combat if you venture into those zones.
What custom features does the server offer?	Features include gem mines, custom crafting, quarries for automated mining, and more to enhance gameplay.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, we are in early access and plan to add additional custom content in the future.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Oopsies Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Oopsies, Politics, Propaganda, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Video, War, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where all the mobs break out into dance and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

2D, 2d3dreal, 3d, Adult, Anime, art, Characters, design, Digital, FANTASY, female, fetish, futa, hair, Heads, illustration, Long hair, Minecraft, NSFW, PINK, pink hair, real red heads, red, redhead, smp, virtual, welcome

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PixelDramaQueens

blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional complexity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family photos, Grief, in-laws, Loss, Memory, parenting, PixelDramaQueens, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, step-parenting, understanding grief

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and awkward encounters.

Imagine a server where your best friend marries your sister, only for her to pass away and him to remarry someone who can’t handle family photos in your house. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex emotions and tense situations, all while building your dream world in the game. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So why wait? Join us now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a llama stampede in a village! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafting Dreams

Adaptability, attention to detail, Bed.., collaboration, communication skills, Confidence, Crafting, creativity, customer service, dreams, Enthusiasm, flexibility, interpersonal skills., Job Interview, leadership, multitasking, organization, Passion, problem solving, PROFESSIONAL, teamwork, Time management

Are you ready to mine your way to success and craft your dreams into reality? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to show off your building skills and conquer the virtual world! Just like in a job interview, we’ll challenge you to think on your feet and showcase your creativity. And in bed? Well, let’s just say our server will keep you up all night with excitement and endless possibilities. So come join us and experience the ultimate blend of work and play – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	69

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MirageCraft Server: Jetting to Ukraine 2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Delivery, european union, France, Geopolitics, international relations, jets, Jetting, Military, military alliance, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Server, technology transfer, Ukraine

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to fly a Mirage 2000 jet in Minecraft? Well, guess what? Our server is about to make your dreams come true! Imagine soaring through the skies, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you can imagine. And the best part? It’s guarded by a team of killer rabbits armed with diamond swords. Good luck getting past them!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the president of France himself. That’s right, Emmanuel Macron is a huge fan of our server and even promised to deliver the first Mirage 2000 jets to Ukraine in early 2025 just so they can join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, noobs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1201	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3349	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4