Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Enchantments Applied: 286
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Void Armor Forged: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Fart Space Odyssey

    Fart Space Odyssey
    LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Animals Bred: 43 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

    BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    No-Griefing Policy Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
    Economy System Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
    World Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
    Plugins Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

    A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

    Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

    A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

    Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

    A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

    Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

    A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3286 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • 99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

    99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux
    Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1755 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 323

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • FearlessCraft SMP

    FearlessCraft SMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Crops Grown: 1459
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyFoolery

    CraftyFoolery
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

    COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server
    OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyCanuckRevolt

    CraftyCanuckRevolt
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Magic Items Found: 3351 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

    T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

    we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

    oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

    so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Villages Defended: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 685 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Dragon Quest General! Are you ready to embark on a quest filled with dragons, warriors, and more? Join us on this epic journey through the world of Dragon Quest, where you can battle monsters, explore dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures.

    Halloween Edition: Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! Get ready for some spooky surprises and ghoulish fun as we celebrate Halloween in style. Dress up your character in a creepy costume, carve pumpkins, and join our haunted house building contest for a chance to win some awesome prizes.

    Newsflash: The Dark Prince has arrived, and he’s causing chaos in the kingdom. Will you be able to defeat him and restore peace to the land? Plus, get ready for some exciting remakes, new releases, and fan translations that will blow your mind.

    Guides Galore: Need help getting started in Dragon Quest? Check out our beginner’s guide for all the tips and tricks you need to succeed. And don’t forget to explore our treasure trove of resources, including monsterpedia, DLC searchers, and more.

    Links for Days: Dive into a world of ROMs, hacks, mods, translations, anime, music, and more with our handy links. Plus, discover the best art, guide books, and non-H doujins that will take your Dragon Quest experience to the next level.

    Brothers in Arms: Join forces with your fellow gamers in our brotherhood of Dragon Quest enthusiasts. Share your stories, strategies, and memes as you bond over your love for all things Dragon Quest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legendary hero in the world of Dragon Quest. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands, so grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and let’s slay some dragons together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP

    ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2124 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

    CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyWeirdos

    CraftyWeirdos
    Are you tired of living in a world where everyone thinks your country is weird? Well, come join our Minecraft server where weird is the new normal!

    On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a llama to work, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Our community is full of quirky characters who will make you feel right at home, no matter how strange your customs may seem to outsiders.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embrace your inner weirdness! Who knows, you might even discover that what’s normal in your country is actually the coolest thing ever.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!

    PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

    build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

    we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

    don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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