CraftyDadGaySon | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	6290
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	164
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NoResortNoGirlfriend

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Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Fart Space Odyssey

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LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

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Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FearlessCraft SMP

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyFoolery

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8289	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

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OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Animals Bred:	90
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCanuckRevolt

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Dragon Quest General! Are you ready to embark on a quest filled with dragons, warriors, and more? Join us on this epic journey through the world of Dragon Quest, where you can battle monsters, explore dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures.

Halloween Edition: Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! Get ready for some spooky surprises and ghoulish fun as we celebrate Halloween in style. Dress up your character in a creepy costume, carve pumpkins, and join our haunted house building contest for a chance to win some awesome prizes.

Newsflash: The Dark Prince has arrived, and he’s causing chaos in the kingdom. Will you be able to defeat him and restore peace to the land? Plus, get ready for some exciting remakes, new releases, and fan translations that will blow your mind.

Guides Galore: Need help getting started in Dragon Quest? Check out our beginner’s guide for all the tips and tricks you need to succeed. And don’t forget to explore our treasure trove of resources, including monsterpedia, DLC searchers, and more.

Links for Days: Dive into a world of ROMs, hacks, mods, translations, anime, music, and more with our handy links. Plus, discover the best art, guide books, and non-H doujins that will take your Dragon Quest experience to the next level.

Brothers in Arms: Join forces with your fellow gamers in our brotherhood of Dragon Quest enthusiasts. Share your stories, strategies, and memes as you bond over your love for all things Dragon Quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legendary hero in the world of Dragon Quest. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands, so grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and let’s slay some dragons together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6908	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyWeirdos

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Are you tired of living in a world where everyone thinks your country is weird? Well, come join our Minecraft server where weird is the new normal!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a llama to work, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Our community is full of quirky characters who will make you feel right at home, no matter how strange your customs may seem to outsiders.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace your inner weirdness! Who knows, you might even discover that what’s normal in your country is actually the coolest thing ever.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.