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LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Creepin’ Normalized

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ElectionFailsMC Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlazinBeirutCraft

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1229
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

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Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	792	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2814
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Potions Brewed:	61	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Potions Brewed:	150
Crops Grown:	6914	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4447
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FoodieNightmares

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Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Void Gems Collected:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	28