so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 25
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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