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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5691 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3897 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Join us for a rollercoaster ride of fun and mayhem, just like the time my pet chicken learned how to ride a minecart and took over the entire server.
We promise an experience more thrilling than trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword. And hey, at least on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting on the wrong bus like poor little Timmy here.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server.