CraftyCraze | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.

2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?

3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!

Caesarean section, Complications, Covid-19 vaccination, CSections, Effectiveness, health, hypertension, immunity, maternal health, Maternity care., medical study, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, Prevention, Protection, public health, research, Risks, stress, study, vaccination, VaxxedMomsCraft, Virus

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Potions Brewed:	149
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us!

GovnoCraft Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.18, donat, GovnoCraft, GRIFFER, Minecraft, Pets, Prices, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2780	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

GRIFFER new server with pets that fight DONAT AT THE BEST PRICES! 1.12.2 – 1.18

45.93.200.21:25587

[1.20.4 Java] Picnic SMP [Friendly Community] [LGBTQA+]

1.20.4 Java Picnic SMP Friendly Community LGBTQA+ Survival Multiplayer Community Inclusive Minecraft Plugins Vanilla User-friendly Friends Discord Safe Rules Swearing Mods Glitches Griefing, Friendly, LGBTQ, Safe, Sfw, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to Picnic!

Picnic is a Survival Multiplayer server focused on community, friendship, and fun! initially started in January 2020, we’ve had quite the rollercoaster of an experience; however, we’re back! We pride ourselves on being extremely inclusive to all players! Whether you are new to Minecraft or a veteran, we invite you to join our server and get involved with the community! We have plugins that help saturate the vanilla experience, and to make the multiplayer aspect more user-friendly so you can jump straight in with your friends!

Server Version: 1.20.1Server IP: 66.59.209.230 World Size: 40,000×40,000

Invite: https://discord.gg/FkjdTDgVqK

The server automatically restarts @ 12AM GMT+0

Community Rules

We want people to feel safe and relaxed here! So we’ve set some base rules for everyone to follow! By joining the discord or server you agree to follow the rules, if you are punished we will not accept that you didn’t read the rules as an excuse! Please make sure to check this channel regularly as rules might be updated or changed! (There will be an announcement about any rule changes as well as a grace period before they are officially set in place.)

[1.] No discriminatory language. [EG. Racism, Homophobia…][1.1] Swearing. While we don’t mind; we don’t want people to be spamming swear words or using extremely vulgar language.[2.] No clients or mods that give you an unfair advantage. [EG. Hacked Clients, X-Ray…] Any client-side stuff such as maps, compasses or anything is fine; if you’re unsure ask us![3.] No exploiting glitches or bugs, if you find a bug or a glitch please let us know as soon as possible[4.] No griefing or destroying player owned buildings or areas.[5.] Follow Discord and Mojang Term of Service

picnicnet.xyz

BigBlockz Minecraft Server

big, BigBlockz, BOM BOM BOM, IM GAWR GURA, Minecraft, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Server, TINY LUIGI, TINY LUIGI MAN, UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Enchantments Applied:	152	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Potions Brewed:	98
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive Tiny Luigi Man!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underwater realm where you can swim with the legendary shark queen, Gawr Gura! BOM BOM BOM! She’ll serenade you with her beautiful voice as you explore the depths of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

TalibanCraft: Minecraft Server

Army, based fashion., Demand, FREE PALESTINE, Gulf Arabs, Gulf nations, Heroes, insult, Madkhali, Minecraft, Muslim men, palestine, Peace, pipe dream, scream, Server, Stability, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Warzones

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9604	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Taliban – the ultimate bad boys of the Minecraft world! These guys are not your average players, they are real Muslim men who know how to run a server in a based fashion.

Join our server and witness the chaos as the Taliban raise an army to take on the biggest challenge yet – freeing Palestine in Minecraft! Forget about building houses and farming, we’re here to start a revolution and fight for what’s right in the virtual world.

So why waste your time on peaceful servers when you can join the Taliban and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever? Say goodbye to boring Gulf nations and hello to warzones and excitement on our server. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server

bad review, Communication Issues, customer service, emotional toll., family death, future couple, honest mistake, lack of communication, Minecraft, online review, personal circumstances, Server, vendor professionalism, venue selection, venue tour, wedding industry, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, wedding season, wedding vendor, wedding venue, wedding websites, WeddingVendorDisaster

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Ores Mined:	2059
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of venues ghosting you like a bad Tinder date? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most communicative place on the internet! We promise not to leave you hanging like a chandelier at a wedding. Join us and never worry about being ignored again!

Our server is like a wedding planner on steroids – we’re always there for you, answering your questions faster than you can say “I do.” And if we ever do happen to miss a message, it’s probably because we’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies to make sure your gaming experience is top-notch.

So come join us on our server and leave all your communication woes behind. We may not be able to plan your wedding, but we can definitely plan some epic adventures together. And remember, on our server, the only thing ghosting you will be the ghosts in the haunted mansions we build. So what are you waiting for? Say “yes” to joining our server today!

NoFuneralNoRespawn

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, death, Difficult, emotional, Empathy, family, Friends, funerals, Grief, Guilt, Loss, mourning, NoFuneralNoRespawn, personal choice, relationships, self-care, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4209	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending funerals? Do you dread the thought of mourning with others? Join our Minecraft server where funerals are banned! No more awkward conversations, no more fake tears, just pure gaming fun!

We understand the struggle of having to attend somber events, that’s why we created a server where you can escape the sadness and dive into a world of creativity and adventure. Say goodbye to funeral drama and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into attending another funeral, join our server and game on! Who needs real-life support when you have a virtual world waiting for you? Let’s make funeral-free memories together!

BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

BrokeButRich, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Greed, Happiness, materialism, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, philosophy, Poor, possessions, POVERTY, Quote, richness, Server, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

addiction, Average, balance, Daily, digital age, Digital Detox, Edition, excessive use, habits, internet, mental health, normal, online behavior, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, Scrolling, Smartphone, social media, social-networking, SociaMine, Technology, Time, Time management

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Are you tired of spending hours scrolling through social media, only to end up feeling unfulfilled and bored? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to mindlessly staring at your phone all day. Instead, spend your time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers from around the world.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your social media addiction. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a truly unique gaming experience, join us now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the elusive creeper in action. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, international relations, kyiv, military withdrawal, Minecraft, NATO bid, occupied regions, peace agreement, peace talks, political negotiations, putin, Russian intervention, sanctions, Server, Truce, Ukraine, war-torn regions

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Potions Brewed:	159
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Towns Built:	6	Ores Mined:	617
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PUTIN PROMISES TO STOP BLOWING UP BLOCKS IF YOU LEAVE HIS TERRITORY AND STOP TRYING TO JOIN HIS SQUAD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!

BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!

Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished

assets, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical conflict, global politics, international relations, political tensions, punishment, putin, PutinsCraft, RETALIATION, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian economy, sanctions, theft, Ukraine, Unpunished, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow

FuelCraft: Pumping Addiction!

addiction, addiction centers, addictive products, addictive substances, alcohol, Caffeine, convenience, convenience stores, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, FuelCraft, fueling addictions, gas station treats, gas stations, gasoline, impulse purchases, lottery tickets, nicotine, pumping, salt, SNACKS, Sugar, unhealthy habits

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where we don’t just sell fossil fuels and sugar, we sell pure addiction, baby!

Join us if you wanna feed your cravings for caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss.

Our server is like a gas station on steroids, pumping out the craziest adventures and the wildest parties. So come on down and get your fix of fun, because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the addiction begin!

TouchCraft: Where Your Touch Choices Matter!

body awareness, Choice, Choices, Communication, emotional health, health, Human Connection, interpersonal relationships, Intimacy, matter, physical touch, Pleasure, relationship satisfaction, sensory experience, tactile communication, Touch, touch preference, touch preferences, touch research, touch satisfaction, touch study, touch therapy, TouchCraft, well-being

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so like, have you ever wanted to be touched in all the right places in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and experience the most pleasurable touches you’ve ever had in your pixelated life!

our server is like a magical place where you can choose exactly where you want to be touched and it’s like, super amazing and stuff. the touch is so good, it will make you question why you ever played on any other server before.

not only will you have the best touching experience of your life, but it will also improve your interpersonal relationships, communication skills, health, and well-being. like, who knew minecraft could be so life-changing, right?

so come join us on our server and get ready to be touched in all the right places. trust us, you won’t regret it!

MuscleCraft Servers: No Mods, Just Flexing in the Sky with All The Mods 9

all the mods 9 to the sky, banned items, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Flexing, fresh world, Friends, Ip:, LATEST, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, MOTD, MuscleCraft, Network, Pickaxe, Playtime ranks, Quick support, Servers, SKY, Version, Website

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	300	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Macho Craft Minecraft Server

Server	IP	Modpack
All the Mods 9 – To The Sky	atm9sky.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9 – To The Sky
All the Mods 9	atm9.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks (for claims/force loads), no banned items and quick support! Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

FAQs

1. What versions of Minecraft are supported on Macho Craft?

Latest, as shown on MOTD

2. Are there any banned items on the servers?

No, there are no banned items on Macho Craft servers.

3. How can I get support or assistance while playing on the servers?

You can reach out for quick support on our Discord server or website.

4. Do you have a community-driven approach on Macho Craft servers?

Yes, Macho Craft is a community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a fresh world and more servers on the way.

AnthroGamerz Minecraft Server

#gamer, Anthro, anthro girlfriend, AnthroGamerz, gamer community, gamer culture, gamer expectations, gamer humor, gamer identity, gamer jokes, gamer memes, gamer slang, gamer stereotypes, Gaming, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming relationships, Girlfriend, girlfriend expectations, Minecraft, online gaming, relationship, Server, video games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have anthro girlfriends for all our players! That’s right, you can finally show off your cool anthro gf to all your friends and make them super jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men who guard the entrance – they may look sweet, but they’ll bite your head off if you’re not careful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of fun and craziness! Who needs boring old square houses when you can have anthro girlfriends, disco parties with mobs, and candy forests? Let the adventure begin!