Do you wish you had started playing on our Minecraft server earlier in life? Well, you’re in luck because we have a time machine plugin that lets you go back in time and start playing on our server before you were even born! Imagine all the diamonds you could have mined and all the creepers you could have blown up if only you had joined sooner!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a giant chicken, or build a castle made entirely out of cake blocks! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player here (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

anger, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, bros, brotherhood, confusion, emotional pain, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling deceived, feeling hurt, feeling lost, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, Minecraft, paul, pquotWhy, questioning motives, regret, Revenge, seeking answers, seeking closure, Seeking Justice, SMPquotp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Bond, chance, dad’s wedding, DadsWeddingDrama, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, Fake, family, fiancée, Friend, hurt, hurtful, immature, Minecraft, questions, refusing, relationship, selfish, Server, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	New Chunks Explored:	230971
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WifeOverDaughterCraft

aita, autism, Boundaries, Challenges, Choosing, Communication, conflict_resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, discipline, Empathy, exclusion, family, favoritism, parenting, relationships, Support, tantrums, Understanding, Wife, WifeOverDaughterCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LoveStruck SMP

bittersweet, emotional, ex-partner, first crush, first love, HEARTBREAK, longing, lost love, love life, Lovestruck, Memories, Nostalgia, past relationships, Reflection, relationships, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, teenage romance, unforgettable, wistful, young love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockyConspiracy

BELIEF, BlockyConspiracy, Certainty, conjecture, conviction, doubt, Evidence, FAITH, Hypothesis, intuition, knowledge, philosophy, proof, skepticism, speculation, theory, Truth, uncertainty, unprovable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	273825	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4714	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

beirut blast, beirut explosion, Beirut suburb, BeirutBoom, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, Destruction, global impact, international news, Israeli airstrike, Lebanese crisis, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, Minecraft, rare airstrike, Server, Tragedy, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military technology, modern weapons, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, SECURITY, strategy, supplies, Ukraine, Ukraines, Victory, victory plan

so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Towns Built:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	90
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

485M, atmospheric changes, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate patterns, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Global, global temperatures, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwave, historical data, human impact, long term trends, past warming events, Phanerozoic, Phanerozoic era, scientific research, temperature analysis, temperature fluctuations, temperature range, temperature records, warming, Yrs

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EnderLife

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	176	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	2641
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Carl Lam MTR Server

Carl Lam, Discord, Earth, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Modded, MTR, Omar Cube, Server

This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

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HexArchon Minecraft Server

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Snowflake City Minecraft Server

#youtube, Canadian culture, city, commentary, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, giant pussies, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet, intolerance, keyboard warriors, Media, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, white Canadians

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCrafterz

Updated September 26, 2024

"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

Updated September 26, 2024

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

Updated September 26, 2024

WifeOverDaughterCraft

Updated September 26, 2024

LoveStruck SMP

Updated September 26, 2024

BlockyConspiracy

Updated September 26, 2024

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

Updated September 26, 2024

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Updated September 26, 2024

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

Updated September 26, 2024

EnderLife

Updated September 26, 2024

Carl Lam MTR Server

Updated September 26, 2024

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

Updated September 26, 2024

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

Updated September 26, 2024

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Updated September 26, 2024

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

Updated September 26, 2024