CraftyComrades | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Votes:	2673	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crops Grown:	3974	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Forget about making friends in real life, join our Minecraft server and make friends with pixelated cows, chickens, and creepers instead! Who needs human interaction when you can have a virtual pet zombie pigman as your bestie?

”’What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever worn?”’

Oh honey, you haven’t truly experienced embarrassment until you’ve shown up to a Minecraft fashion show wearing nothing but a diamond helmet and a pair of leather pants. Join our server and show off your questionable fashion choices to the entire blocky world!

”’What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?”’

Forget about weird foods, on our Minecraft server you can feast on a buffet of virtual cake, enchanted golden apples, and suspicious stews made from mysterious ingredients. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in the pixelated world? Join now and satisfy your hunger in the most bizarre ways possible!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	246
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Votes:	8945
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	66	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Farms Harvested:	716	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Votes:	710
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ores Mined:	3994	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Animals Bred:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9405	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5448	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3633	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ores Mined:	9771	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Votes:	7636
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	106	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.