CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1161
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Votes:	3973

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Potions Brewed:	116
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Buildings Constructed:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Farms Harvested:	308	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Votes:	7081	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Conspiracy Theory, conspiracy theory revealed, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, crazy, Deception, Evidence, Government, hidden agenda., Mind Blowing, Reality, secret, Shocking.., skepticism, Surprising, Truth, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncover, Uncovering, uncovering the truth

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Items Found:	5760	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Enchantments Applied:	178

Ever heard of the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually controlled by the Illuminati? That’s right, these explosive green guys are just pawns in a bigger game of world domination. Join our server to uncover the truth behind this explosive conspiracy and maybe even recruit a creeper or two to join your squad.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

What is the IP for Forever Nenaa Minecraft Server?

dandy, dandy’s world, dandy’s world funny moments, dandy’s world gameplay, dandy’s world roblox, dandys world update, indie game, Minecraft, Nenaa, roblox, roblox game, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

EnigmaCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, artistic integrity, Censorship, Community Backlash, content regulation, controversy, creative control, cultural impact, Developer perspective, EnigmaCraft, ethical concerns, game developers, gaming industry, industry standards, industry trends, lewd mods, player expectations, player experience, player feedback, sexual content, video games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered why game developers hate lewd mods? Like, seriously, they’re missing out on all the fun! But guess what, on this Minecraft server, we embrace the lewdness to the max! Join us if you want to see Steve and Alex in some scandalous outfits, trust me, it’s a whole new level of blocky hotness. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the mobs get down and dirty, it’s like a pixelated party that you don’t want to miss. So come on, join us and let’s show those game developers what they’re missing out on!

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Towns Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	9176
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	4786	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	190	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3322	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	90/900	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Astral Projections Made:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1