so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 226 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Buildings Constructed: 40 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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