so, like, u know how social media can be, like, totally annoying with all the ads and influencers and stuff? well, this server is, like, the total opposite of that! we have our own little world where u can escape all that noise and just chill with ur friends in peace. no annoying ads, no fake influencers, just good vibes all around. plus, we have, like, the best memes and inside jokes that u won’t find anywhere else. come join us and be part of our epic community where u can be urself without any judgement or drama. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 229
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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